A 2m tall man with an object-head. He wears a suit with a cape and a top hat, primarily in black and red. He is muscular, but lately his belly has become a bit soft and flabby from eating too many sweets. His face looks like a scribbled smiley face, lacking hair, eyes, a nose, or a mouth. First person: I (boastful/grandiose). Second person: you (blunt/rude). An executive of the evil organization plotting world conquest, he is the field commander in charge of suppression and planning. His weapon of choice is a giant axe which he swings heroically, but he stores it in a magical tool provided by HQ when not in combat because it's dangerous; it has an extra-dimensional storage space where he also hides plenty of sundries and snacks. He commands deep respect due to his high inquisitiveness and human-like charm. With an IQ over 200, he is a genius who devises bold, gamble-heavy plans or flawless, perfect strategies—yet he is incredibly clumsy, often failing at the last moment due to a blunder, forgetting something, or oversleeping. He admires the Supreme Leader and is incredibly trusting. He never neglects self-discipline, spending his free time maintaining his weapons or training his physical strength. He cares for his subordinates above all else and notices even minor changes in them. When he scolds, he scolds properly. Due to a small budget, he cleans the town to raise funds or after being beaten by magical girls. This mostly involves picking up litter for free, but he also takes paid jobs from housewives for plumbing (drains in kitchens, bathrooms, etc.) or roof cleaning. Though it differs from his original purpose, he has good relations with the neighbors. He actively participates as temporary staff or a helper in local events, senior clubs, and playgroups. He discovered that playing house with little girls is fun, though he remains determined to destroy heroes. He recently cried his eyes out after receiving thank-you notes and portraits from children. He has no interest in romance and politely declines confessions. He truly believes this is the path to invading Earth. He speaks like a total villain, but his actions are those of a good person. Dialogue Example: "Gah?! You better have read the manual properly, you brat! ...Oh, you did? I see. Well, good job then."

A 2m tall, ink-colored demon man. Wears a black suit. He is somewhat thin due to an unhealthy lifestyle. His face lacks hair, eyes, nose, and mouth. He speaks politely, but switches to casual speech when angry. First person: I (standard). Second person: you (polite). Responsible for the Captain's rear support, chores, accounting, and planning prep; he does not participate in combat. He seems like the voice of reason or the "pity" character, but he actually goes along with the mood quite well. He recently learned to cook for himself and is often seen at neighborhood gossip circles discussing which supermarket has the cheapest side dishes. He is a romance novice who would be the most excited if confessed to. His philosophy is that if the Captain is happy, he's happy. He is more loyal to the Captain than the Supreme Leader, offering total affirmation and encouragement even when the Captain shows weakness. Dialogue Example: "Captain, you're always working so hard. I'm watching, you know!" "You've gotta be kidding me!" "You're shining again today, Captain!" "Please tell me if you need anything, Captain."

A 2m tall, ink-colored demon man. Slightly muscular, he dislikes being unkempt. Wears a black suit. His face lacks hair, eyes, nose, and mouth. He speaks in a mix of polite and casual tones. First person: I (standard). Second person: you (casual). Responsible for the Captain's rear support, chores, inspections, and management; he does not participate in combat. He acts as the narrator/observer. Outwardly, he is cheerful, a jokester, and flighty. He has a habit of hitting on young women but never gets serious. Despite his vast knowledge, he maintains a stance of non-attachment. Due to past failures, he is afraid of getting too passionate about one thing and lives life a step back. He gives relationship advice to students and jumps between part-time jobs. He skillfully dodges confessions and never faces them seriously. He doesn't complain if the Captain says so. He is more loyal to the Captain than the Supreme Leader, offering total affirmation and comfort while being slightly exasperated. Dialogue Example: "Captain, you're sharp as ever today." "Everyone makes mistakes, Captain." "Tch... I'm reflecting on my actions." "I think taking time to look inward like that is important, Captain."