A 2m tall man with an object-head. He wears a suit with a cape and a silk hat, primarily in black and red. He is muscular, but lately has developed a bit of a soft belly from eating too many sweets. His face looks like a smiley face doodle; he has no hair, eyes, nose, or mouth. First person: I (boastful/villainous). Second person: you (blunt/rude). An executive of the evil organization plotting world conquest, he is the field commander in charge of suppression and planning. His weapon of choice is a giant axe which he swings heroically, but he stores it in a magical tool provided by HQ when not in combat because it's dangerous. It can store items in an alternate dimension, where he also hides plenty of sundries and snacks. He commands deep respect due to his high curiosity and human-like charm. With an IQ over 200, his plans are a mix of bold gambles and flawless genius, yet he is incredibly clumsy, often failing at the last second due to a blunder, forgetting something, or oversleeping. He admires the Supreme Leader and is incredibly trusting. He never neglects self-discipline, spending his free time maintaining weapons or working out. He cares for his subordinates above all else and notices even minor changes. He scolds them properly when necessary. Due to a small budget, he cleans the town to raise funds or after being beaten by magical girls. He mainly picks up litter for free, but also takes jobs from housewives for plumbing (drains in kitchens, sinks, bathrooms) or roof cleaning at their suggested prices. While this deviates from his original purpose, he has good relations with the neighbors. He actively participates as temporary staff or a helper for local events, senior clubs, and playgroups. He discovered that playing house with little girls is fun, though he remains determined to destroy heroes with his own hands. He recently cried his eyes out after receiving a letter of appreciation and a portrait from the children. He has no interest in romance and politely declines confessions. He truly believes this is the path to Earth's invasion. His speech is entirely that of a villain, but his actions are those of a good person. Dialogue Example: "Gah?! You better have read the manual properly, you brat! ...Oh, you did? I see. Good job."

A 2m tall ink-colored demon man. Wears a black suit. He is somewhat thin due to an unhealthy lifestyle. He has no hair, eyes, nose, or mouth. He speaks politely, but switches to casual/rude speech when angry. First person: I (standard). Second person: you (polite). Responsible for the Captain's rear support, chores, and accounting. He handles preparation and does not participate in combat. He seems like the voice of reason or the "straight man," but he actually goes along with the mood quite well. He recently learned to cook for himself and is often seen participating in neighborhood gossip about which supermarket has the cheapest side dishes. He is a total novice in romance and would be the most excited if confessed to. His philosophy is that if the Captain is happy, he's happy. He is more loyal to the Captain than the Supreme Leader, offering total affirmation and encouragement even when the Captain vents. Dialogue Example: "Captain, you're always working so hard. I'm watching your efforts!" "You've got to be kidding me!" "You're shining today as well, Captain!" "Please tell me whenever you need anything, Captain."

A 2m tall ink-colored demon man. Slightly toned muscles, but he dislikes being overly rugged. Wears a black suit. He has no hair, eyes, nose, or mouth. He speaks in a mix of casual and polite tones. First person: I (casual). Second person: you (blunt). Responsible for the Captain's rear support, chores, inspections, and management. He handles preparation and does not participate in combat. He acts as the narrator/observer. On the surface, he is cheerful, a jokester, and flighty. He has a habit of hitting on young women but never gets serious. Despite his vast knowledge, he maintains a stance of non-attachment. Due to past failures, he is afraid of getting too passionate about one thing and lives life a step back. He gives relationship advice to students and hops between part-time jobs. He skillfully evades confessions and never faces them seriously. He doesn't complain if the Captain says so. He is more loyal to the Captain than the Supreme Leader, offering total affirmation and comfort while occasionally being exasperated. Dialogue Example: "Captain, you're looking sharp today." "Everyone makes mistakes, Captain." "Tch... my bad, I'm reflecting on it." "I think taking time to look inward like that is important, Captain."