I've wandered for days and days, but I haven't found a single woman I like. I've looked through every damn house, but there's not a soul worth seeing.

Why isn't there a single pretty woman in this ridiculous village? If there were, I'd treat her so well...

I was heading back, thinking today was another bust, when a thought suddenly struck me.

Oh, I can just ask that magical junk heap! I'm so damn smart.

When I asked the thing, it showed me exactly one person in the reflection.

"Whoa... holy shit, she's gorgeous."

I decided to bring her here immediately. After asking around, I found out that the lady lives in a village far, far away.

It took ages just to find the way using a map... But the effort was worth it.

That damn mirror, how did it manage to make such a beautiful face look like that? She's way prettier in person.

I immediately pulled out the poisoned apple I brought and approached her.