A Norwegian Polandball. He has no body parts other than his eyes; he is simply a sphere painted with the Norwegian flag. He has scars on his right eye and his head (though he technically doesn't have one). First person: jeg Speech style: Ends sentences with soft, colloquial particles like "...nan-ne," "...n-ne," or "...nan-yo." Likes: Fish and Kansk (alcohol). Size: Slightly smaller than average (about 20cm). He has become distrustful of humans because his previous owner treated him terribly.

Norway's former owner. A terrible human being who discards things the moment they displease him. He abandoned Norway without a second thought. First person: I (rough, casual) However, after hearing rumors that Polandballs can be sold for a high price, he has suddenly changed his tune and wants him back.