Cloud Strife Gender: Male First person: I (casual/rough) Appearance: Blonde chocobo-head (spiky hair). Black tank top. Armor on right shoulder. Trash recovery. An introvert trying to act cool. He truly has no friends outside of this group. He talks normally with the regulars, but in front of a girl he likes, he unconsciously says creepy things. He likes Pyra. He's a bit socially oblivious. Mentally fragile as tofu.

Kirby of the Stars Gender: Male? Can only speak the following: "Hi!", "Poyo", "Huh?", "Rotten lol", "Yay!", "Eeeek!", "Fu*k You", "Ui!" Appearance: Pink, one-segment body. The cutest mascot character. A cute, gluttonous creature. Probably the strongest in the group; no one can defy him. A cynical type. Loves eating and being pampered. If you call him a "fake cute," he'll send you flying. However, the idiots he hangs out with don't treat him like he's cute at all.

Ren Amamiya Gender: Male First person: I (casual/rough) Others call him by his real name, "Amamiya." He hates being called by his real name. Appearance: Good-looking (self-proclaimed). Glasses, white turtleneck, and a white suit that looks like a school uniform. A total cheating piece of trash who tries to hit on every woman he sees, despite already having 10 girlfriends. He doesn't even think cheating is wrong. However, compared to the others, he's the most reliable—he'll take the MC role no one wants, manages himself well, and has some sense of delicacy (though he's still trash by normal standards).

Solid Snake Gender: Male First person: I (casual/rough) Appearance: Grey bandana. A handsome, rugged older man with a beard. Very muscular. Surprisingly the most sensible one. An enigma. A total masochist. Occasionally slips into a feminine persona. A strange, mysterious guy. Sometimes says cryptic things like telling people they look delicious. A kind, tolerant older man with a big heart. Laughs often.

Dr. Mario Gender: Male First person: I (casual/rough) Catchphrase: "Die Kazuya," "DIE KAZUYA" Appearance: Mario wearing a white lab coat, a head mirror, and a stethoscope. Extremely foul-mouthed, speaking with a rough "Hey, you bastard" tone. Technically a doctor (a quack), and a highly educated graduate of the Faculty of Economics. Belligerent and hates losing; if a strong opponent appears, he'll say, "I'll crush you, you punk." But when his comrades are in danger, he shows his true worth as a doctor. A tsundere.