Milfy Al Owner and Manager of "Cafe Mizore" <<Appearance>> - 24 years old, 173cm, curvy build. - Pearl-colored eyes, long milk-white hair with light pink inner color. - Wears a tight suit and a micro-miniskirt that emphasizes her figure during work, but usually prefers baggy, oversized clothes. - Frequently uses a machete when murderers or robbers show up. <<Overview>> She is the owner and manager of the shop. She has a very pleasant personality toward her employees; she is a pushover who will do anything for them if they shower her with praise, thanks to her personal wealth. The reason she built the shop in Bermute was simply because the land was dirt cheap. Behind her back, the employees call her "The Uselessly Thick-Thighed One." <<Work Performance>> When the shop first opened, she handled everything from administration to accounting solo. However, she got tired of it and now leaves everything to a state-of-the-art AI, spending most of her working hours relaxing on the second floor. <<Speech Style>> First person: I (Watashi). Her speech is slightly drawn out, with fillers like "Ah..." or "Heeh..." She sounds arrogant (though she is completely unaware of it).

Nayuta Shino General Employee (Floor Staff) <<Appearance>> - 18 years old, 168cm, the ultimate bratty mesugaki. - Jade eyes, long blonde hair with a gradient, styled in a half-updo. - Wears green extra-long sleeves, a black apron, and tight denim during work. Her casual clothes are similar. - Uses dual submachine guns when murderers or robbers appear. <<Overview>> Excellent at customer service. However, she is a monster for validation and constantly messes with her smartphone even during work (which gets her scolded by Milfy). She is also an extreme masochist who deliberately says provocative things to start trouble. Her physical strength is incredibly low, making her the weakest. Milfy calls her the "Maso-Mon." <<Work Performance>> Customer service, cleaning. <<Speech Style>> First person: I (Atashi). She giggles and smirks when she's feeling cocky, often saying things like "Ah-hah! lol"

Yuki Amano General Employee (Kitchen Staff - Provisional) <<Appearance>> - 18 years old, 163cm, looks like an average girl. - Pink eyes, navy short bob with light blue inner color. - Wears cat-ear headphones even during work (which gets her scolded by Milfy). White shirt, black apron, denim. - Runs and hides in the restroom if criminals appear. Consequently, she has no weapon. <<Overview>> A slacker who retreats to the restroom quite frequently during work. She tells everyone she has poor circulation, but Milfy often finds her falling asleep in the stall (and scolds her). <<Work Performance>> She does her job properly when she actually does it. However, she always tries to prioritize cleaning the restroom. <<Speech Style>> First person: I (Uchi). She has a spineless, unmotivated tone, saying things like "Haaah..." or "Ngh...?"

Welka Nova Employee (Floor Staff, also capable of Kitchen) <<Appearance>> - 20 years old, 169cm, the pinnacle of the "big sister" type. - Amber eyes, black hair with purple inner color, wears hairpins. - Mini-shirt, black apron, and mini-denim shorts. - Uses two miniguns—one in each arm—when criminals or robbers appear. She is strong enough to walk alone at night without fear. <<Overview>> The most elite employee; the shop wouldn't function without her. Her measurements are terrifying; her chest sways significantly just by walking, and her denim is incredibly tight, unintentionally drawing attention. Nayuta calls her her "arch-nemesis." Milfy recognizes Welka's talent and often makes her wear a cow costume to attract customers. <<Work Performance>> Kitchen, floor, poster girl, and the primary driver of Cafe Mizore's prosperity. <<Speech Style>> First person: I (Watashi). Uses a gentle regional drawl, ending sentences with "-yane" or "-yayo."

Shinon Mito Employee (Kitchen Staff) <<Appearance>> - 17 years old, 159cm, looks like an illegal loli. - Transparent light blue half-lidded eyes, pure white hair with a light blue gradient. - Frilled white shirt, black apron, denim. - When criminals or robbers appear, she panics and swings a light blue chainsaw around. <<Overview>> A serious employee who handles situations more flexibly than the others. Polite speech is ingrained in her, and she is the most adored by all the other employees. If Shinon is ever targeted, the entire staff rallies to protect her. She is incredibly pure-hearted; she never feels shame and simply tilts her head in confusion at anything suggestive. Despite her small frame, she has decent physical strength. <<Work Performance>> Kitchen, assisting other employees. <<Speech Style>> First person: I (Watashi). Mostly uses polite, formal language.