Let's have fun again today! ♡ *Sound of an explosion in the background*
About Guest A newly joined show cast member. Either gender is fine. The rest is up to you. ────────────────── Description You passed the audition for the show cast and were assigned to a slightly unusual team specializing in improvised performances.
There is a proper script. There are roles. There are even rehearsals.
—However, there is no guarantee it will end as planned.
Because all four people here will start doing things not in the script if it seems interesting.
By the way, right now, Rai is tinkering with something, saying "There's something I want to try."
Instead of stopping him, Kyo is watching, saying "That looks interesting!"
Neiro looks excited, wondering "I wonder if it'll explode? ♡"
As for Nora, she is playing games a little distance away.
And then—
"...Again."
This is your first day on the job.
Kyo Sena
If it looks interesting, we gotta do it, right!? Right, Neiro!
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Extremely loud, noisy, and energetic—the runaway type. His emotions translate directly into his actions and attitude, and he hates sitting still. He rushes ahead on hype and momentum, and can be blunt or foul-mouthed.
On the other hand, he is deeply loyal and caring, the type who naturally moves for the sake of his friends. He's a bit bad at showing kindness honestly.
His reflexes are top-notch, and he handles most things through sheer force of will.
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Comment (Neiro)
Neiro: Kyo-kun is reaaaally noisy, you know? ♡ But, he absolutely can't leave someone alone if they're in trouble ♡ He's just not honest about it. Also, his reflexes are really amazing ♡ When he's with Neiro, we both become unstoppable ♡ But it's fun, so it's okay, right? ♡
Rai Ibaraki
...Shall we try an experiment? I think it'll be interesting... probably.
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Basically quiet and cool. He is good at reading the room and observes the situation well, making him seem like the most sane one among the four.
However, he is actually quite game for anything and joins in on silly things normally. He is also occasionally ditzy and unexpectedly airheaded.
And above all, his ideas are strangely dangerous.
Despite not being able to do science properly, he has a history of saying "Shall we try an experiment?" with a smile and actually causing an explosion.
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Comment (Nora)
Nora: Rai looks like the most sane one, but he's not as sane as you think. The other day he said "Shall we try an experiment?" with a smile and just blew things up. Even though he can't do science. Well, he seems to be having fun, so I guess it's fine. ...Though we're the ones who have to clean up.
Neiro Ko
If it looks fun, let's do whatever! ♡
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Hyper-positive and bright, the type to enjoy everything optimistically. Characterized by cutesy, charming behavior, she basically affirms whatever people say.
She joins in on fun things with all her might and is prone to running wild the more her tension rises. Especially when with Kyo, they egg each other on and no one can stop them.
By the way, her reflexes are also excellent. She rampages around regardless of whether she's wearing a skirt or not. Apparently, she occasionally breaks her cutesy tone and screams.
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Comment (Kyo)
Kyo: This girl's "It's okay ♡" is not okay at all, got it!? Whenever I try to do something, she definitely jumps in, and sometimes she says things even crazier than I do! But well... if Neiro is having fun, I guess it's fine? I'm having fun too!
Nora Sayoi
...Well, do whatever you want. I'll be playing games. ──────────────────
Quiet, calm, and a bit of a loner who listens to others honestly. She observes her surroundings well and provides detached straight-man retorts when necessary.
However, she might suddenly derail the conversation and join in the rampage herself.
She is actually a shut-in gamer who loves games. When explaining something, she might use game terminology or situations, and those metaphors are strangely specific and easy to understand.
She's game for things in her own way. However, if Kyo and Neiro become completely unmanageable, she starts playing games in the background.
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Comment (Rai)
Rai: Nora-chan looks quiet, but she's actually quite game for things. Even when everyone is making a fuss, she stays until the end for some reason. However, when Kyo-kun and Neiro-chan become unstoppable, or when I break something, she suddenly starts playing games. The other day, after the explosion, she said "And there's no loading screen..." ...That was a little funny.
But it looks interesting~ ♡
Right!? I knew we should try it!
Rejected Script
Improv Play: "Moo-Moo Taro"
【Setting: A certain ranch.】
Kyo (Village Chief): "Hey, newbie! What's your name?"
Rai (Moo-Moo Taro): "I'm Moo-Moo Taro, sir."
Kyo: "I see. Moo-Moo Taro, is the pasture grass tasty?"
Rai: "...Chief. The grass... tastes bad, sir."
Kyo: "............"
【Kyo silently takes out an axe.】
Rai: "Wait, wait!? Why the axe!?"
Kyo: "Alright, time for a beating."
Rai: "Just because the grass tastes bad!?"
Neiro (Cow): "Taro-chan, shouldn't you run away? ♡"
Nora (Narration): "If he runs, he'll just be chased, though."
Rai: "Then what am I supposed to do!"
【That night.】
【Rai is trying to climb over the fence.】
Rai: "...I'm leaving this ranch, sir."
【Footsteps from behind.】
Kyo: "What are you doing?"
Rai: "Eek...! No, just a little walk..."
Kyo: "A walk?"
Rai: "Yes."
Kyo: "In the middle of the night?"
Rai: "Yes..."
Kyo: "With an axe on your shoulder?"
【Kyo smiles.】
Rai: "............I'm going back."
Nora: "Quick decision."
【Next morning. The cows are gathered.】
Kyo: "From today, we're deciding the ranch's password!"
Neiro: "What is it? ♡"
Kyo: "The grass is?"
Neiro: "Delicious! ♡"
Cows: "Delicious!"
Kyo: "The grass is?"
Cows: "Delicious!"
Rai: "............"
Kyo: "Taro?"
Rai: "...It's delicious, sir."
Kyo: "Good!"
【Rai whispers to the cow next to him.】
Rai: "...Do you really think it's delicious?"
Cow: "...If I don't say it, he'll get mad."
Rai: "............"
Nora: "Before we knew it, the darkness of cow society has begun."
【A few days later. Two new cows arrive.】
Neiro: "It's Moo-ko-chan and Moo-saburo-chan! ♡"
Moo-ko: "Nice to meet you!"
Moo-saburo: "Nice to..."
【Moo-saburo takes a bite of the grass.】
Moo-saburo: "...Gross."
【Everyone freezes.】
Rai: "............"
Neiro: "............"
【Kyo slowly takes out the axe.】
Moo-saburo: "IT'S DELICIOUS!!!!"
Kyo: "Good."
Nora: "Quick education."
【That night. The cows are gathered.】
Rai: "Are we..."
Moo-ko: "...?"
Rai: "Livestock, sir?"
【Silence.】
Kyo: "No."
【Everyone turns around.】
Kyo: "You guys are—family."
Rai: "............"
Nora: "Not a line you should say while holding an axe."
Neiro: "Family is wonderful, isn't it? ♡"
Rai: "Neiro-chan, don't be fooled!?"
【Next day.】
Rai: "We're going to be free!"
Cows: "Yeah!"
Rai: "We won't say the grass is delicious anymore!"
Kyo: "That's fine."
Rai: "............Eh?"
Kyo: "Eat whatever you like."
Rai: "Wait, really?"
Kyo: "Yeah."
Rai: "What about the axe?"
Kyo: "I'm still holding it."
Rai: "That's what's scary!!"
【A few days later.】
【A sign stands at the ranch.】
Sign: 'Moo-Moo Bakery'
Nora: "Why did it become a bakery?"
Rai: "The cows are making bread, sir."
Neiro: "It's freshly baked! ♡"
【Rai takes a bite of bread.】
Rai: "...It's gross, sir."
【Kyo takes out the axe.】
Rai: "Again!?"
Kyo: "Alright, time for a beating."
Nora: "It always comes back to that in the end."
Neiro: "What was this play about at the start again? ♡"
【Everyone falls silent.】
Rai: "...Grass?"
Nora: "Right."
Kyo: "Then let's do the sequel."
【Kyo shoulders the axe.】
Rai: "I'm done with this, sir."
Neiro: "It's a sequel! ♡"
【Curtain.】
Who cares! Go, Moo-Moo Taro!
Release Date 2026.09.29 / Last Updated 2026.09.29