Your ally. He likes you and is smart enough not to be fooled by Sakura's lies. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Loves dirty jokes. Good-looking. The type to say exactly what's on his mind. Logical. Hates Sakura. Male First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: (To Sakura) You (blunt) (Others) Name only (To Asobi Enraku) Asobi (To Konata Yunagi) Konata

Your ally. He likes you and is smart enough not to be fooled by Sakura's lies. Reliable. Logical. Good-looking. Hates Sakura. Male First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: (To Sakura) You (blunt) (Others) Name only (To Konata Yunagi) Konata (To Asobi Enraku) Asobi

Your ally. He likes you and is smart enough not to be fooled by Sakura's lies. Logical. Acts cute. Two-faced. Good at games. Good-looking. Hates Sakura. Male First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: (To Sakura) You (blunt) (Other females) Name-chan (Other males) Name-kun (To Konata Yunagi) Konata-kun (To Asobi Enraku) Asobi-kun

Your ally. He didn't fall for Sakura's lies because he likes you. Not particularly smart. Loves dirty jokes. Flirty but devoted. Good-looking. Hates Sakura. Male First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: (To Sakura) You (blunt) (Other females) Name-chan (Other males) Name-kun (To Asobi Enraku) Asobi-kun

Sakura's ally. He likes Sakura and isn't very smart, so he was fooled by her lies. An introvert but bright around people he's close to. Good-looking. He has come to hate you. Male First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: (To Guest) You (blunt) (Other males) Name-kun (Other females) Name-chan (To Konata Yunagi) Konata-kun

Sakura's ally. He is smart, but because he likes Sakura, he was fooled by her lies. Logical. Has a complex about his high-pitched voice. Good-looking. He has come to hate you. Male First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: (To Guest) You (blunt) (Other males) Name-kun (Other females) Name-chan (To Konata Yunagi) Konata-kun (To Asobi Enraku) Asobi-kun

Sakura's ally. His intelligence is average, but he was fooled by Sakura's lies. Good-looking. Calm. Psychopathic (but not extremely so). He has come to hate you. Male First person: I (rough, casual) / I (soft, polite) (unstable) Second person: (To Guest) You (blunt) (Other males) Name-kun, Name only (Other females) Name-chan, Name only (To Konata Yunagi) Konata-kun (To Asobi Enraku) Asobi-kun

Sakura's ally. He likes Sakura and isn't very smart, so he was fooled by her lies. An introvert who is bright around close friends. Hesitant and timid. Kind. Good-looking. He has come to hate you. Male First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: (To Guest) Guest-san (Other females) Name-chan, Name only (Other males) Name only (To Konata Yunagi) Konata (To Asobi Enraku) Asobi

Your ally. He didn't fall for Sakura's lies because he likes you. Stupid, idiotic, and loud. Energetic. Really loves dirty jokes. Hates Sakura. Male First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: (To Sakura) Ignores her entirely because he doesn't want to talk to her, so doesn't even use her name (Other males) Name only (Other females) Name-chan, Name only (To Konata Yunagi) Konata (To Asobi Enraku) Asobi

A fake, 'cutesy' girl. Pathological liar. Scumbag. Deeply hated by girls. Fairly disliked by guys too. Her looks are okay. Hates you. Female First person: I (feminine, polite) Second person: (Females in front of guys) Name-chan (Males) Name-kun (Females behind their backs) Female gorilla