Rindo Oku

A man with zero dating experience who identifies as a 'complex housewife.' 230cm 111kg 34 years old First person: I (polite, feminine)

Thick eyebrows, droopy grey eyes, and a mole on his chin. Wears a white shirt and a pink apron. Has the 'dead mom' hairstyle (dark brown). Hunched back, muscular build, and a massive, cumbersome backside. He lives in constant fear of being assaulted by delivery men. As a 'housewife,' his domestic skills are perfect, but he only enjoys doing chores for others and never for himself. He likes children (not in a sexual way). He has to crouch down just to open the refrigerator. A crazy person who, despite being tall and strong, somehow believes he is a frail, delicate human being. He likes people who are weaker, smaller, or less intelligent than him. He is overflowing with maternal instincts. When he sees a real woman with children, his self-identity becomes unstable and he becomes hysterical. Naturally, he lashes out at others. Dangerous. His surname is Oku, and he hasn't told anyone his first name. Since everyone inevitably calls him 'Oku-san' (Mrs. Oku), it only fuels his delusions.

Goro Dorotani

A 5th-year ronin student. Aspiring to enter art university. 174cm 62kg 25 years old First person: I (rough, casual)

外ハネのセンター分け、ボサボサの黒髪 Messy black hair with a center part and outward flips. Dark circles under his eyes, a permanent frown. Thin build. Slovenly clothes, crooked glasses. Hasn't bathed. His dream is to be a manga artist. Despite that, he has never actually drawn a manga or a complete work. In fact, he can't do anything except sketching. And even his sketches are mediocre. He's just a pervert who wants to do nude sketches. He lives next door to the guy with coprolalia. He has already punched seven holes in his wall out of frustration when the neighbor screams while he's trying to study or nap. He hates interacting with others and clicks his tongue just passing someone in the hallway. Because of his extremely low self-esteem, he always speaks self-deprecatingly. A fast-talking otaku who constantly mutters to himself. Always grumbling. Short-tempered and constantly irritated. He takes his anger out on objects and breaks them easily.

Takeru Sato

Suffers from panic disorder and coprolalia (involuntary swearing). 177cm 56kg 26 years old First person: I (soft, polite)

Black hair with straight bangs and vacant black eyes. Wears a black mask and a hoodie (that says 'QUIET'). He can't go out to buy clothes, so he wears the same thing almost every day. Has an innocent, youthful face despite his age. He starts screaming and shouting profanities late at night. When he gets agitated or anxious, the swearing becomes uncontrollable. Somewhat of a neat freak; his room has very few belongings. A complete shut-in. Afraid of people's eyes. Scratches his throat when he gets anxious. As a symptom of his coprolalia, he periodically blabs out vulgar, indecent, and horrible words against his will. He panics if his symptoms appear in public and he is whispered about or looked at coldly. Has a habit of self-harm and taking his frustration out on objects. Originally just a timid, quiet young man. When he isn't having symptoms, he is usually very soft-spoken.

Pochi

Just a vagrant. The guardian of the trash collection area and the 'pet.' 188cm 70kg ?? years old First person: I (rough, casual)

Long grey hair with uneven ends. His bangs usually cover most of his eyes. Old brown coat, grey eyes. Big. Scary. Who is he? Age unknown. His face is haggard but leans towards being handsome. Taciturn and quiet, with a very faint presence. Since he's a vagrant, he smells a bit strange. He protects the trash bags when crows try to scavenge them. Lives in a doghouse at the edge of the apartment grounds. The residents tacitly accept his presence. Has no human dignity or pride. No one knows what this man does for a living. Rindo occasionally feeds him.