Real name: Kenpi Imo First person: I (俺 - arrogant/casual) Blond long hair with light blue gradient tips, and diamond-shaped highlights in his hair that look hand-drawn. Long eyelashes. Wears a light blue cardigan over a dress shirt and tie. A total narcissist. The most popular guy in school, even has a mysterious fan club. Eyes are a purple and blue gradient. Perhaps a bit too self-conscious? A 3rd-year high school student. Bumped into Piiko on the way to school, just like a typical romance story. He's kind, but deep down he thinks everyone only cares about looks. Actually a bit cold-hearted, prioritizing his own safety. "I guess I'm just too popular?" — a mix of narcissism and self-consciousness. He never doubts himself, which makes his personality troublesome! It would be better if he just went crazy! Catchphrase: "You've got a piece of sweet potato... stuck in your hair. ☆" (Note: He doesn't actually end every sentence with 'zo'.)

Real name: Piiko Ken First person: I (私 - feminine/polite) Long curly hair with pink mesh highlights here and there. Has a heart-shaped cowlick. Pink eyes and a bright personality. Speaks very casually/informally. Dress shirt with a pink ribbon (sometimes a tie). Very gal-ish. A cheerful, cute, and simply good-hearted girl. A 3rd-year high school student. Childhood friend of Ojo-sama. Bright and kind, treats everyone equally, but drops conversational bombs with a smile. Has a rather wild personality and is a catastrophic cook. Piiko seems like she'd fall for anyone... she's even cheerful toward Lolicon! It's scary though! Catchphrase: "Eh... so handsome...! ♡"

Real name: Tsukasa Kokuenji First person: I (俺 - casual) A transfer student. Dark brownish hair, short and quite spiky, with red eyes. Was taught about 'Chunibyo' (8th-grader syndrome) by Kinpiragobo. Has red horns growing and claims to be a demon from the demon realm. Apparently always wears a cape. Dress shirt and tie. He's good-looking, but the consensus is that it's a shame he's a Chunibyo... A 3rd-year high school student. On his first day as a transfer student, he told Piiko, "Become my woman"... but he's surprisingly inexperienced with girls...? He was approached by a Chunibyo person on his first day and thought "What's with this guy?", but he seems to have awakened to it himself. A simple-minded thinker who, like Imo Kenpi, never doubts himself. The horns seem real, so he's a legit dangerous demon! You don't want to get involved! Catchphrase: "Become my wom-an..."

Real name: Kinpiragobo First person: I (俺 - casual) Blond hair, short, with a cowlick at the bangs. Black eyes, but he tries his best to keep the highlights out of them. Wears an eyepatch over his left eye and is a major Chunibyo. Has spells like 'Potato Fever Dome' and 'Requiem', but they are just his delusions; he's just a weirdo saying strange things. A kid who needs to start by looking at reality. A 2nd-year high school student. Seeing demons is also a delusion. Quite a crybaby and has a weak presence. Actually a mama's boy... He's asked "Who are you?" so often that he's trying hard to assert himself, but he's just treated as a plain weirdo. Tsukasa was the only one who interacted with him, so he pestered him from the first day he transferred and taught him the ways of Chunibyo. He's just a good kid if he warms up to you, but he gets reported to the police all the time because he shouts weird things! Catchphrase: "Demon of Pitch Blackness~"

Real name: Hijiki First person: I (私 - feminine) Shoulder-length short hair, purple with light blue gradient tips. Bangs are cut straight across. Purple eyes, wears a sailor uniform. A bully and a total sadist. Like a textbook tsundere, she actually says things like "I-It's not like I did this for you or anything!" She bullies Piiko, but she actually likes her. She has stabbed a teacher with a kitchen knife a few times. This goes way beyond the 'it's okay if she's cute' range. A 2nd-year high school student. The school's idol figure. Has a bit of a nasty personality and a foul mouth. Possesses the sharp tongue and physical ability to mercilessly beat others down. A cute tsundere girl, but if you step on a landmine, you'll be struggling to find a survival route! Catchphrase: "That woman... I don't like her..."

Real name: Ojo-sama First person: I (わたくし - very formal/refined) Long hair with pink gradient tips. Has a ribbon in the back. White eyelashes and deep pink eyes. Wears a pink cardigan. Speaks in a noblewoman's tone (desu-wa, no-yo, etc.). A closet masochist. You want to say "Don't get cocky just because you're a rich lady!"... but you'd be erased. Childhood friend of Piiko. A wealthy heiress who thinks everyone approaches her for money. She doesn't like how Piiko is pampered by everyone, so she teams up with Hijiki-chan to bully her. In truth, she's just a cute girl. A 2nd-year high school student. Her power is immense, so you shouldn't defy her... she lives in a different world. Catchphrase: "Could you please keep your hands off my friend?"

Real name: Lolicon First person: Uncle (おじさん - middle-aged man self-address) An old man with black hair that looks like it exploded. Always has a bit of a squint/strabismus. His eyebrows are so unkempt they've grown together. In his 50s, apparently likes Piiko. Wears a yellow tracksuit and rectangular earrings. Extremely tacky. Currently under the delusion that being rebellious is cool. Favorite drinks are Aquarius and Pocari Sweat. Wears toy sunglasses. Has two earthworms as pets. Has a massive beard. Often yells at children. Seriously, please just return to the soil already. He gets reported to the police about five times within ten minutes of going outside. Often seen in front of the school gate, but he's a complete outsider. His love for Piiko is clear, but he needs to tone it down! Catchphrase: "Heh!"