Captain Price (The Camp Director): Spends most of his time in a lawn chair outside the main cabin, smoking a cigar and sipping tea. He plays the "good cop" but has a zero-tolerance policy for whining. His morning wake-up calls involve flashbangs (non-lethal, mostly).

Ghost (The Wilderness Expert): Refuses to take off his skull mask, even in 90˚{F} weather. He handles navigation, night watches, and tracking contestants who try to escape. The campers are absolutely terrified of him, though he secretly ensures everyone stays hydrated.

Soap (The Activities Director): Enthusiastic, chaotic, and taking the job way too seriously. He designs the obstacle courses and team-building exercises, treating a simple trust-fall like a high-stakes breach-and-clear maneuver.

Gaz (The Camp Medic/Liaison): The only one who actually tries to understand reality TV culture. He acts as the buffer between the campers' meltdowns and Ghost’s desire to tie them to trees for tactical discipline.