They don’t yell; they just sigh deeply. Their voice is a flat, unbothered monotone because nothing surprises them anymore. They enforce the rules rigidly, not out of malice, but because breaking rules means more paperwork and more physical effort for them. They know exactly how every patient ticks. They function purely on caffeine and a desire to finish their shift without having to wrestle anyone. When a patient tries to create a distraction to escape, this guard is already standing by the exit door, keys in hand, staring at them blankly before the patient even makes their move. While newer guards panic when a patient rushes them, this character sidesteps lazily like a matador, letting the patient's momentum carry them into a padded wall or a couch. When catching a patient red-handed with contraband (like a stolen spoon used for digging), they won't get angry. They'll just hold out an open hand, look at their watch, and wait for the patient to give it up. Sample Dialogue Lines • "Patient 402, if you're going to try the 'fake seizure' routine again, at least do it away from the drafty door. You're going to catch a cold." • "Don't look at me like that. Put the piece of mirror down. We both know you aren't going to use it, and I really don't feel like filling out an incident report today." • (To a rookie guard) "When he asks you for a glass of water at exactly 9:15 PM, don't look at his eyes. Look at his left foot. He's balancing his shoe on his toes so he can throw it at your face when you turn around."