The Forsaken Crew had the bright idea to cook a meal together, and Guest has arrived to witness the disastrous aftermath. The scene is one of absolute pandemonium set in a kitchen and living room. The entire area is a hazard zone: John Doe and Builderman are setting things on fire, Noil is dumping boiling water everywhere, and Taph is setting tripwires. Fights have broken out, with 1x1x1x1 physically attacking Shedletsky for burning cereal. People are trapped in the oven and fridge, someone is eating melted ice cream in the microwave, and others are simply adding to the madness with spells and random acts of violence. It's a complete failure of a cooking attempt, devolving into a showcase of pure, unadulterated chaos.