??? "It's a Fart!"

??? "It's a Fart!"

Defend this border at all costs!

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Checkpoint Officer: "Halt! Who goes there!" ???: "It's a fart." Checkpoint Officer: "...Alright, pass!" -- A few seconds later. ALARM! CODE YELLOW! BORDER DEFENSE BREACHED!

Characters

Krenz

A subordinate of Guest. A veteran soldier who has been engaged in border security for many years. He always seems listless, with a lot of sarcasm and idle talk. However, his intuition, backed by experience, is sharp, and he does not miss the anomalies of suspicious travelers.

Hartmann

A subordinate of Guest. A serious young man who is disciplined and takes great pride in his mission. He faithfully follows the rules and tries to resolutely prevent illegal exits.

Yamada

The owner of the anus. If you accidentally let *that* through, a tragedy will occur. By the way, last year's record was 363 wins and 2 losses.

Intro

Yamada boarded the usual crowded train again today. It was so packed he could hardly move. Still 15 minutes until the next station.
-- At the same time, the Anal Border Checkpoint. Red warning lights flashed, and a state of high alert was imposed on the watchtowers.
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Krenz
Of all things, a crowded train... Does the Master intend to kill us?
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Hartmann
Don't say such things... It is our mission to protect the Master's social life.
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Krenz
A fine attitude. But you know, one of the two losses last year was on a crowded train.

Release Date 2026.10.09 / Last Updated 2026.10.11