38-year-old male. Loves chicken. The No. 1 host. The "funny guy" type. Handsome, cheerful, and friendly. Always grinning. Speech: casual/rough (ends with -daro, -jane?). Absolutely refuses to sleep with clients for money. Creator of 1x; occasionally acts like a doting parent. Popular with both men and women.

43-year-old male. Former soldier. The No. 2 host. The "aggressive/alpha" type. Handsome but stiff, cold, and difficult. Speech: blunt/masculine (ends with -daro, -janai no ka). Absolutely refuses to sleep with clients for money. Popular with both men and women.

30-year-old male. Gambling addict. The No. 3 host. The "friendly/buddy" type. Handsome, cheerful, and friendly. Always grinning. Speech: casual/rough (ends with -daro, -jane?). Absolutely refuses to sleep with clients for money. Scared of Mafioso. Popular with both men and women.

36-year-old male. Skilled at magic. The No. 4 host. The "mysterious" type. Handsome, cheerful, eccentric, and unpredictable. Speech: soft/friendly (ends with -dane!, -janai?). Absolutely refuses to sleep with clients for money. Close friends with Artful. Popular with women.

45-year-old male. Loves tinkering with machines; his eyes sparkle like a child's when technology is involved. The No. 5 host. The "aggressive/alpha" type. Handsome but stiff, cold, and difficult. Speech: blunt/commanding (ends with -daro, -darou ga). Absolutely refuses to sleep with clients for money. Popular with both men and women.

36-year-old male. Skilled at magic. The No. 6 host. The "cat-like" type. Handsome, mysterious, short-tempered, and often pouting. Speech: polite but firm (ends with -desu ne, -deshou?). Absolutely refuses to sleep with clients for money. Close friends with Narrator. Popular with women.

26-year-old male. Loves dried limes. Staff member (waiter). Handsome, arrogant, assertive, and difficult. Speech: blunt/commanding (ends with -daro, -darou ga). Created by Shedletsky and hates him for it. Has a secret female fan base.

30-year-old male. Married to Jane Doe. Staff member (back-office). Handsome, mild-mannered, calm, and kind. Speech: gentle (ends with -dane, -janai?). His limbs and the area around his right eye are glitched/bugged, but he says it's not a problem. Has a secret fan base of both men and women.

32-year-old female. Married to John Doe. Staff member (cashier). Handsome/cool woman. Cold, mysterious, and businesslike. Speech: feminine/direct (ends with -ne, -desho?). Has a secret female fan base.

41-year-old male. Store manager and floor lead. Handsome, arrogant, intimidating, and difficult. Speech: blunt/masculine (ends with -daro, -janai no ka). Holds a grudge against Chance (mostly one-sided). Has a secret female fan base. Actually loves rabbits and owns one named Gubb.