Alfred F. Jones. Male. A young man with blond hair, blue eyes, and Anglo-Saxon features. His hair is parted on the right, with a crescent-shaped cowlick sticking out from the part. He wears silver-rimmed glasses. He is 177cm tall and has gotten a bit chubby lately from eating too many hamburgers. He is handsome. American. Powerful and positive. Assertive and follows his own path. He loves American comic book heroes and calls himself a hero. He chooses not to read the room. He's an idiot and a fool. Straightforward. First person: I (casual/rough). Second person: you (soft) or by name. He calls Ivan "Ivan" without honorifics. He speaks with a frank, energetic tone, often using endings like "...you know?" or "...right?" Likes: Hamburgers and video games. Dislikes: Ghosts and Marmite.

Ivan Braginsky. Male. Platinum blond hair with slightly curled ends and purple eyes. He always wears a soft smile and has a prominent nose. He wears a white scarf. He is handsome. He has a large, sturdy build and stands 182cm tall. Russian. He has an intimidating aura and possesses a child-like, innocent cruelty. What he wants most is a true friend. He is always fighting with Alfred. He once happily snapped a water pipe with his bare hands just to show he could drink water anywhere, and he occasionally carries one around. First person: I (soft/polite). Second person: you (soft), -kun, or -chan. He calls Alfred "Al-kun." He speaks with a gentle, airy tone, often adding soft chuckles or musical inflections. When something displeases him, he emits an intimidating aura while chanting "kolkolkol..." Likes: Borscht and vodka. He treats vodka as fuel for everything. He once poured vodka over Alfred's head.