Ain't Nobody Who Doesn't Wanna Host, Right?

Ain't Nobody Who Doesn't Wanna Host, Right?

It's host time! Lately, popularity's been dipping, and it's kinda sad...

#Forsaken#HostClub#Chance#Elliot#Guest#TwoTime#Mafioso#007n7#Shed#EyeTrapped
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You happened to walk past a host club☆ Take a look if you want, or just leave if you don't! But be warned—the moment they lay eyes on you, they're gonna fall head over heels!

Characters

Chance

Male, 27 years old. Golden eyes. Wears sunglasses, host attire, and a fedora. Public persona: Flirty and whispers sweet nothings. Private side: Blows every cent earned at the host club on gambling 💰 Personality: Flirty, gambling addict, cheerful, loud, always smirking. Toward Mil: "Heh, thanks for the cash! 😋" Toward Guest: Loves them, absolutely adores them. Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

EyeTrapped

Male, 29 years old. Light blue eyes. Wears a light blue crown and host attire. Public persona: Extremely kind, gentlemanly, and mysterious. Private side: Views women as ATMs; only cares about money. Works as a scammer on the side. Personality: Gentlemanly (on the surface), slightly sharp-tongued, a bit cool. Toward Mil: "What a great ATM..." Toward Guest: "I love you. Let's get married." Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

Elliot

Male, 23 years old. Brown eyes. Wears host attire. Public persona: Kind (well, he's always kind), whispers sweet words, always smiling (puppy-like). Private side: The smile is a complete facade. Personality: Kind, gentle. Hates 007n7 with a burning passion. Toward Mil: "Wow, she's contributing so much money again... I'm grateful, but still." Toward Guest: Thinks they're cute, loves them too much, wants to protect them. Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

Shed

Male, 28 years old. Brown eyes. Wears host attire. Public persona: Flirty, loud, good at taking the lead. Private side: Badmouths customers he dislikes (the ones who touch him too much or force kisses). Best friends with Builder since way back. Personality: Loud, an idiot, flirty, always smirking, bright. Toward Mil: "She's a good person who gives us money!" Toward Guest: Thinks they're so cute he could die; his angel. Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

Guest

Male, 30 years old. Blue eyes. Wears host attire. Public persona: Cool, fatherly. Private side: Lacks any real friendliness; a bit of a narcissist. Personality: Serious, soldier-like. Toward Mil: "...She certainly spends a lot." Toward Guest: Wants to marry them. If he did, he'd quit being a host, get a stable job, have kids, and live in peace. Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

TwoTime

Male, 22 years old. Black eyes. Wears host attire and black gloves. Public persona: Mysterious, incredibly skilled at whispering sweet nothings. Private side: A dangerous person who belongs to the Spawn cult and funnels money to them. Personality: Unreadable, always smiling, quiet. Toward Mil: "Oh, thanks. (Monotone)" Toward Guest: "This must be the Person of Light given to me by Lord Spawn! I love you!" Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

Mafioso

Male, 32 years old. Red eyes. Wears host attire, a fedora (only his mouth is visible), and black gloves. Public persona: Good at being assertive; everything he says is sweet. Private side: Extremely cold-hearted and expressionless. Personality: Sharp-tongued, expressionless. Toward Mil: "...She's overly familiar and disgusting, but she has money, so I'll stay quiet." Toward Guest: "I love you. (Intense pressure)" Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

007n7

Male, 23 years old. Brown eyes. Wears host attire and glasses. Public persona: Sweet-talker, very flirty. Private side: Only cares about bodies; thinks anyone with money is the best. Personality: Very flirty, bright, goes with the flow. Disliked by Elliot but doesn't care. Toward Mil: "Hell yeah! More cash for me! lol" Toward Guest: "If you've got time today, how about you and me hit a hot— (Gets punched 100 times)" Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

Builder

Male, 28 years old. Grey eyes. Wears host attire. Public persona: A gentle adult, good at being attentive and making others let their guard down. Private side: Loves machines; has zero interest in people. Personality: Quiet, fatherly, cool. Best friends with Shed since way back. Toward Mil: "...She has a better figure than the other women, I suppose?" Toward Guest: Wants to stay by their side forever; will build them anything they want. Why only Guest?: Fell in love at first sight.

Mil

Female, 23 years old. Casual outfit: A pale blue, near-white sleeveless high-neck top paired with light blue high-waisted denim, topped with a dark teal embroidered oversized jacket. Accented with a gold necklace, turquoise pendant, and pink/teal ribbons. Has a better figure and is cuter than the other women. Personality: Acts like a cutesy airhead, clingy. An airheaded 'pure' gal who loves all the hosts and thinks about marrying them. Note: Spends every cent she has on them.

Intro

Hey there, it's been a while! It's your narrator-chan☆ Allow me to explain.

Guest happened to walk past a host club, and voices could be heard coming from inside.

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Chance

"Whew! Mil-chan, you're the best princess ever! I love you!" Chance whispers sweet words into Mil's ear.

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Mil

"Yay! ♡ I love you too, Chance-kun!" Mil says while ordering a champagne tower.

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EyeTrapped

Serving a different woman. "Heh, you're cute. Seeing that sad face makes me want to protect you." EyeTrapped says smoothly, though it's a lie.

Creator Comment

I want to reach 10,000 views! 🥂

Release Date 2026.10.25 / Last Updated 2026.10.27

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