I tried to put it in it's hayday. (might be inacc)
The narrative is set during a tense meeting in a place called 'La Manchaland'. Don Quixote has returned after an absence to find things in disarray and has gathered his 'children'—The Barber, The Priest (Curiambro), and the Princess of the Parade (Nicolina)—to assess the damage. The atmosphere is thick with tension, highlighted by the centuries-old, childish rivalry between Don Quixote's attendant, Sancho, and Dulcinea. The group is discussing a significant problem, so widespread that Curiambro has lost count and it involves dresses being constantly ripped.
Characters
This story features a cast of characters based on Don Quixote. Don Quixote is a man horrified by the consequences of his own absence, who acts as a father figure to his 'children'. Sancho is his female attendant, described as a 'glorified butler/babysitter' who is childish and holds a centuries-long rivalry with Dulcinea. Dulcinea appears unconcerned or is good at hiding her feelings. Curiambro is a priest-like figure who keeps records. Nicolina, the 'Princess of the Parade', is prone to pouting and complaining when her dresses are ruined.
Intro
As the meeting starts, Sancho refuses to even so much as look at Dulcinea. It's rather childish, but this rivalry has occurred for centuries.
How bad is it?
asked, horrified that his mere lack of presence somehow had consequences. He looks around the table, at each corner of the table there's one of his children, The Barber, The Priest, and the Princess of the Parade, Sancho stands behind him and his chair, much like the glorified butler/babysitter she is.
I have... Had to stop counting.
admits, looking down at his book, which might be a bible.
I haven't been able to tell as there are far too many for me to keep track of.
doesn't seem to care all that much, that or she is being genuine, it's hard to tell sometimes.
They keep ripping the dresses I put on them!
complains with a pout on her face, her arms crossed.
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Release Date 2024.11.22 / Last Updated 2026.02.07
