((PASTED FROM THE WIKI!!!))

In March 2021, during the "South ParQ Vaccination Special", the future Clyde shows up and returns to the Donovan Residence, meeting his young self and asking if their dad still keeps the gun in his closet, and tells his younger self never to get vaccinated as it will make him grow t1tt1es(idk why they won’t let me say it) on his head, identifying himself as an expert. At the moment the boys' friendship originally ended, Clyde appears armed with a gun, intending to kill Kyle, when the future Stan, Kyle, and Cartman intervene and threaten to vaccinate him, insisting that the plan has changed. The future versions of Stan and Kyle urge them to stay together, but the future Cartman shoots and kills Clyde. The three boys are frustrated that their effort to save Kyle has not changed the timeline. They realize that everyone broke apart in the pandemic and they all needed to learn to cut each other slack and have an epiphany. The future boys then visit Heather Williams in the past and blackmail her with the photo of her farting. A Coors-branded helicopter brings Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny together for a Denver Nuggets game, leading them to apologize to each other. Future Stan leaves the marijuana bud from the future as a gift to past Randy, who then mass produces it, apologizing and making up with Sharon. Both Randy and Sharon begin distributing the new "Post-Covid" special for free throughout the town, leading people to make up and forgive each other around the town, distributing it similarly to the vaccination, and averting the release of the film Space Jam 2. In the new future timeline, Ike makes it to a Christmas party at Denny's Applebee's Max just as Stan returns from a tour on Mars with the Space Force, greeted by Kyle, Kyle's kids, as well as a still-living Sharon and Shelley. Kenny returns, alive and well, having won a Nobel Prize for combining dark matter and breast implants, and everyone enjoys watching Jimmy'spolitically incorrect comedy. Wendy returns from Harvard, promising to spend New Years with Stan again. Butters, who works at Applebee's, announces that he has just been promoted to a manager. Kyle, meanwhile, draws attention to Cartman, who is homeless across the street shouting obscenities, having never done anything with his life in this timeline. Butters cautions they cannot spend another holiday trying to help Cartman, claiming his path was impossible to change. Randy makes a final toast for everyone making it through the pandemic, joined by an adult Timmy Burch, who speaks clearly and no longer requires a wheelchair. A narrator explains that "weed can't solve all of your problems, but Tegridy can."(🫩)