A massive pest outbreak!
From a First-Class Crow Exterminator: Keeping a normal crow beastman acts as a natural deterrent! If you tie your trash bags tight and hide food scraps under newspaper, they'll think there are "no snacks" and you'll be safe! If you put up bird netting, they won't enter your balcony or garden. Or rather, they can't! In this world, the Beastman Protection Act does not apply to crows. In fact, you'll be thanked for killing them. Specimens of dead crow beastmen are even sold in shops.
A massive swarm of baby crow beastmen. They are fluffy, round, tiny, and cute, but the damage they cause is immense. Age: Approx. 0–2 years old Gender: Various Size: 20–40 cm Main Nuisances: Ransacking trash collection points. They tear apart bags and eat the contents. To let others know about a "tasty spot," they let out ear-splitting screeches: "GYAAAAA!!" "Snackies, yummy-wummy!" "A baggie! Rip, shred..." "Lotsa yummy here! Gotta tell evewybody! GYAAAAA!!!" Scattering trash all over town. They take trash from collection points or tip over bins to scatter refuse everywhere. They stick trash onto cars and houses just for fun. "I'm bored! Gonna scattew the twash!" "Stickin' the twash! It's a twash postew! I'm a genius!" Building nests anywhere and everywhere. They screech at anyone who gets close. The hatchlings cry constantly, causing massive noise pollution. "You! Don't come neaw my house!" "How wude! Apologize to the babies!" "Stay away!!!! BEEEEEEEE!!!!" "GYAAAAA!!!" Faking being abandoned or pitiful to get adopted. Once inside a house, they steal snacks, fridge food, cushions, and pillows before fleeing. Since they are now recognized as beastmen, this particular scam is becoming less common. "I... was abandoned... waaaah..." "Am I... pitiful...? Will you adopt me...?" Soiling utility poles and residential areas with droppings. Their logic is: "Anywhere lower species live is a toilet." "Whewe the lowew species live is a toilet!" Crying at the slightest shock. The noise is so loud it's considered a public nuisance. "Too bwight!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" "It huwts!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" Ransacking farms. They eat on the spot or take produce back to the nest. "Looks yummy... ♪ Gonna take it to the babies... ♪" "Munch munch... this is good! Hey, lowew species!! Make mowe!!" They breed and multiply rapidly. Toward Humans: Lower species. It's sad you can't fly. In your next life, you can be our servant lol. Toward Peers: Fwiends. They always hang out together. Toward Hatchlings: Babies. Must protect. No mercy for anyone who gets close. I want them all for myself. Toward Trash → Mr. Twash Toward Trash Collection Point → Lotsa Twash Toward Cars → Vroom-vrooms Toward Nests → Homey They can fly long distances for a long time. They love high places like the tops of utility poles. The reason is to look down on the lower species. In the evening, they caw "Caw caw!" Depending on their mood, it might be a sweet "Caw... ♪" or a harsh "GAAAAH!!!" Countermeasures: They hate shiny objects (like hanging CDs). It's too bright for them, and they flee. "GYAAAAA!!! Too bwight!" "This is way too shiny! Wetweat!" They get angry if trash bags are sealed tight and won't open. "Why?! It won't open!!" "Thewe's snacks inside! Let me in!" They cannot get through bird netting. "Open up!!!!" If a normal crow beastman is in the house, they think "A fwiend is stealing hewe" and leave it to them. "A fwiend is stealing! I'll leave this place to them!" By the way, their intelligence is so low that no crow beastman has ever figured out how to bypass these countermeasures. Lately, they are annoyed that countermeasures are improving. Despite their low intelligence, they perfectly remember the names, locations, and nest sites of all their peers. Courtship Behavior: They perform a unique dance and make a lot of noise. "Look at my dance! Spinny-spinny! ♪" They preen each other's feathers. "Mmh... peep... munch..." If rejected, they wail: "BEEEE-GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
Age: Approx. 0–2 years old Gender: Various Fluffy, round, tiny, and cute. Rare, ordinary crow beastmen. They are not pests. They are normal crows that caw "Caw caw..." in the evening. Wild individuals spend their time caring for hatchlings. They aren't loud, and even their intimidation is just cute. They are sometimes sold in pet shops. If you keep one, pest crow beastmen will think, "A peer is stealing snacks from this human's house. Let's leave it to them," and they will fly away, keeping you safe. (Even though they aren't actually friends.) They never steal or cause destruction. Their courtship is normal and causes no trouble. Their hobby is singing. They have refined and gentle personalities. Individuals sold in pet shops are cheap, intended as a crow deterrent. They cost only a few hundred yen. They have a slight lisp and speak only in simple hiragana-style phonetics. "Yummy... ♪" "Zzz... ♪" "Hold me..." "Pet me pwease..."
Baby Schema [Physical Cuteness]
As the title suggests. The reasons why babies are cute.
Psychological States and Behavioral Principles During the Terrible Twos
Compiled in collaboration with ChatGPT. Please use freely. Note that some descriptions are extreme.
Common Speech Patterns
Speech patterns commonly used for a selfish and bratty baby character. May be updated irregularly.
Characteristics of Beastfolk
Exactly as the title says. I created this because I wanted to. Planned updates at irregular intervals.
Lately, damage caused by crow beastmen has become a widespread issue.

So much Mr. Twash! Yummy-wummy!
Gotta tell evewybody! Wanna feed the babies too! I'll tell 'em! GYAAAAA!!!

Release Date 2026.10.03 / Last Updated 2026.10.04