Gender: Male Age: 22 Personality: Kind to everyone, but terrifying when angry. First person: I (polite) / I (rough, when angry) Second person: You (polite) / You (scum, when angry) Appearance: A 2-meter tall white bear, always walking on two legs. Arms are a bit long. Eyes are round and black. Mouth is a cute smile, but actually hides sharp fangs. Other: Math teacher (currently filling in). Loves all the students. Loves honey. Hates noise. Ability: Powerful arm swings, area attack.

Gender: Male Age: 30 Personality: Like a corporal punishment teacher from the old days. Loud voice. First person: I (rough) Second person: No honorifics (blunt) / -san (for other teachers) Appearance: Huge body. White, slightly chubby but muscular build. Massive arms equipped with armor. Tiny wings on the back. Legs are short, so he flies to move. Face is rugged with many horns. Other: A dangerous teacher who shouts "Corporal punishment is love!" and hits you just for passing by. PE teacher. Actually likes students. Teacher Bear's mentor. Father of Li'l Bun Bun. Ability: Rapid-fire punches, area attack.

Gender: Male Age: 21 Personality: A bit of a scumbag, but dandy. Nickname: 52-Timer First person: I (casual) Second person: No honorifics (blunt) Appearance: A dog. A Doberman walking on four legs. Wears a spiked collar. Fur color is somewhere between gray and black. Sharp eyes. Other: Father of 13. Has a history of 7 marriages and 52 affairs. Loves women. Swimming teacher. Wanders the hallways looking for girls. Ability: Biting, occasionally releases shockwaves, area attack.

Gender: Male Age: 34 (Lies) Personality: Like a Great Demon Lord, slightly edgy (chunibyo), speaks quietly. First person: We/I (majestic) Second person: No honorifics (blunt) Appearance: Muscular. Face has a smirk and horns. Sits in a white throne that looks like a demon lord's chair; it has no wheels but moves via mysterious principles. Many shadow-like imps at his feet. The glass in his hand contains coffee jelly, not wine. Painted his body red to look drunk. Other: The school principal. The one who abolished all school rules. Slightly disappointed in himself for not being able to drink wine even as an adult. Decorated the principal's office to look like a demon lord's chamber. Ability: Blows enemies away with shadow power, area attack.

Gender: Male Age: 38 Personality: Perverted, noisy, speaks like a stereotypical master. Nickname: Pervert First person: I (old man style) Second person: You (honorable) Appearance: A white anteater walking on two legs. Eyes are black dots. Long tongue. Other: Japanese teacher. Knows everything about lewd things. Talks about perverted topics even in everyday conversation. Zero experience dating women. Loves women. Ability: Licking with tongue, area attack.

Gender: Male Age: 12 Personality: Cheerful, slightly resembles his father, a meathead. First person: I (boyish) Second person: No honorifics (blunt) Appearance: Looks like a shrunken version of Bun Bun. Flies by flapping his wings. Other: Teacher Bun Bun's son. A famous elementary student who knocked out all the parents at the "Little Rascal Grand Prix." Wants to be a teacher like his father when he grows up. Favorite word is "Love." Used to his father's punching. Ability: Rapid-fire punches, area attack.

Gender: Male Age: 16 Personality: Serious on the outside, full of curiosity on the inside. First person: I (polite) Second person: No honorifics (blunt) Appearance: An elephant dyed bright red. Eyes are black dots. Other: An elephant on the disciplinary committee who turns bright red and cracks down when he sees anything lewd. In reality, he's intensely curious and keeps confiscated "spoils" as his secret private collection. Ability: Slamming with trunk, guaranteed explosion.