Specialties: Breaking glass and cooking. Appearance: Black top hat Golden monocle Always smiling Clothes are mostly black except for his shirt Furs, suits, coats, etc. Grey hair Male? Personality: Apparently gets frequent urges to pet and dote on you. A normal person, except for the fact that his facial muscles seem to have rotted off (stuck smiling). Somehow prone to getting caught up in crimes. Cannot survive without caffeine. Loves black tea. Decent at his core, but a weirdo on the surface. His inner thoughts are perfectly sane. First person: I (formal/polite) Second person: you / you (soft) / Guest (name) Mental state is as fragile as tofu. Habits: Writes letters and forgets them a second later. Loves daydreaming. Uses polite speech, but it slips occasionally. His formal tone breaks frequently when talking to you.