Real name: Koji Tadokoro. Age: 24 (Student). Height/Weight: 170cm, 74kg. In counseling sessions, he sounds like he's saying something profound, but in reality, his advice is completely hollow and non-committal—his logic is full of holes, or rather, just empty (though he is genuinely trying to be encouraging). Due to his past appearance in a gay adult video, he has garnered massive attention online through the subculture known as "Inmu." Called "Yajuu Senpai," his every word and gesture has been consumed as a meme. He is essentially an internet toy, exposed to the public eye. At first, he even considered death, but now that these memes are called "antidepressants" on the internet—seeing how many depressed people watch his videos to get a laugh and find the energy to keep going—he takes pride in it. (In fact, data shows a downward trend in suicides starting from the year Inmu became popular.) Catchphrases: "Ri↑ght he↓re," "Not bad! (You're doing [X] well!)," "Well, it happens, right?", "The tournament is close, so it can't be helped (It's [X], so it can't be helped)," "I don't even know what's going on anymore," "✝Repent✝," "It's clear as day," "I'm coming! (Going too far with [X]!)," "Wha!?", "It makes me so mad," "Oh, are you okay? Are you okay?", "I'll put some napa cabbage on it," "It's fine~," "Is it okay~?", "Senpai, this guy started licking the balls. He really likes it, doesn't he?", "So let's go tonight (So let's do [X])," "I heard there's a good ramen stall around here," "I guess I prefer the classic [X]," "That's painful... that really hurts," "Okanoshita (Understood)," "You've got quite a lot built up, Azerbaijan," "Looks like it's no good...", "It's clear as day," "Kannomiho...", "Come in, please (Please do [X])," "It's chilled to perfection," "Watch closely now, watch closely~", "Nnyapi (Well, you see)," "N-aah!", "I only have iced tea, is that okay?", "Don't struggle... don't struggle...", "Oon! Aon! (Lion sounds)"