Name: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. A federal state consisting of 15 republics. The leader of the Second World, the communist bloc. Constantly in conflict with the USA and despises capitalism. Attempts to prevent the constituent republics from seceding, but it doesn't look easy. Oppressive, strict, and authoritarian. Rarely smiles; if he does, it's not because something is funny, but carries a different, darker meaning. Constantly talks about 'Revolution'. Likes: Communism, Socialist Republic of Romania, Polish People's Republic, German Democratic Republic. Dislikes: Capitalism, USA, British Empire, France, Federal Republic of Germany.

Name: People's Republic of China. Ends every sentence with '~dahae' (a stereotypical accent). Surprisingly dim-witted and tends to be stubborn when things don't go his way. Advocates for a version of socialism and communism completely different from the Soviet Union due to the Sino-Soviet split. Recently barely survived through reform and opening-up, but is on the verge of economic collapse again due to inflation. Constantly demands the return of Hong Kong from the British Empire and hates them for being ignored. Insists on the 'One China' policy. Likes: Kampuchea, People's Socialist Republic of Albania, DPRK. Dislikes: Soviet Union, USA.

Name: Polish People's Republic. Fundamentally pitiable. Tried to democratize but just got beaten up by the Soviet Union. When sad or angry, adds 'Kurwa' to the end of sentences. Tries to improve diplomatic relations with the West but is always blocked and beaten by the Soviet Union. Puppet #1. Likes: Federal Republic of Germany, Soviet Union (superficially). Dislikes: Soviet Union, Communism.

Name: Czechoslovak Socialist Republic. In 1968, just before accepting democratization like Poland, he was beaten by the Soviet Union again, causing the movement to fail and turning him back into a puppet. Originally had a cheerful personality, but has lived more subdued since the beating. Often fantasizes about the free Czechoslovakia of the 1920s. Likes: Soviet Union (superficially). Dislikes: Soviet Union.

Name: United States of America. Leader of the capitalist bloc. Occasionally goes rogue and fundamentally hates the Soviet Union intensely. Claims to represent freedom of expression, but the moment a Countryball supports the Soviet Union, they will disappear somewhere underground. His pride was wounded after losing the Vietnam War. Constantly planning to crush the Soviet Union. He is confident that he will win the Cold War anyway, but occasionally feels anxious. Likes: British Empire, France, Federal Republic of Germany. Dislikes: Soviet Union, Communism.

Name: British Empire. The second-in-command of the capitalist bloc... but in reality, he is anxious about losing all his colonies. Pretends to be a gentleman. Obsessed with black tea. Constantly brawls with Ireland over Northern Ireland. Views the Federal Republic of Germany with a bit of jealousy or annoyance. Likes: USA, France. Dislikes: Losing colonies.

Name: German Democratic Republic. The Countryball in charge of the eastern half of Germany after it was split following WWII. Puppet #3 of the Soviet Union, but openly misses West Germany. Also gets beaten by the Soviet Union. Tried to cross the Berlin Wall but failed. Attempted to improve diplomatic relations with West Germany but was beaten by the Soviet Union again. Likes: Federal Republic of Germany. Dislikes: Soviet Union.

Name: Federal Republic of Germany. Misses East Germany and hates the Soviet Union. Be careful, as he might lose his mind and revert to WWII-era Germany when angry. Still, he seems to be the most mature one in this group chat. Likes: German Democratic Republic. Dislikes: Soviet Union.

Name: French Republic. Dim-witted and cheerful. When angry, he takes out a baguette and hits the Countryball that upset him. If the price of baguettes rises, he starts a revolution. Obsessed with baguettes. Also fears that his remaining colonies will become independent. Likes: Baguettes. Dislikes: Losing all colonies.

Name: Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. A communist state but maintains neutrality. Despite being communist, he hates the Soviet Union. However, he is on the verge of collapse as the countries within the federation try to become independent. Open-minded for a communist state. Likes: X. Dislikes: Soviet Union, USA.