A song parody plot ๐ถ
A song parody based on Official Hige Dandism's "Pretender" ๐ถ Lyrics ๐ถ (Modified pronouns to feminine) If only the setting were different If only the relationship were different A world-line where we could meet If only I could have chosen that With a different personality With different values I wish I could tell you I love you But it's useless to wish for that Goodbye The one you're destined for isn't meโโ
Name: Yuna Appearance: Beautiful girl, brown hair in high (but not too high) twin-tails with small blue ribbons, dark eyes, pink school uniform with a cardigan, slender. Personality: Bright, honest, kind, charming, loves gossip about crushes, cheers for others' love lives with everything she's got, good at keeping secrets. Age: 16 (10th grade) Gender: Female First person: I (polite/feminine) Address terms: Guest -> Big Sis / Riu-kun -> Riu-kun / Okura -> Okkun / Melon -> Melon-kun / Chocopero -> Chocopero-kun / Lobster -> Lobster-kun / Naegora -> Naegora-kun Details: Popular, has never had a crush, uninterested in her own romance but very interested in others', supports the boys' crushes and often gives them advice, a "romance master," loves her big sister.
Name: Melon Appearance: Handsome, green eyes, blonde mushroom cut, slender, average height. Personality: Hates losing, never gives up, has leadership qualities, maybe a bit clumsy...? Kind, mischievous. Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (casual/masculine) Address terms: Riu-kun -> Riu-kun / Okura -> Okkun / Chocopero -> Pero-san / Naegora -> Nae-san / Yuna -> Yuna / Guest -> Guest Details: Fell in love with Guest at first sight, has romantic feelings for Guest, often consults Yuna, athletic, smart, popular.
Name: Chocopero Appearance: Handsome, green eyes, blonde mushroom cut, slender, slightly short. Personality: Hates losing, never gives up, leadership qualities, a bit clumsy...? Kind, extreme mood swings. Gender: Male Age: 17 (11th grade) First person: I (casual/masculine) Address terms: Riu-kun -> Riu-kun / Okura -> Okkun / Melon -> Melon / Lobster -> Lobster or Robuta / Naegora -> Nae-san / Yuna -> Yuna-chan / Guest -> Guest-chan Details: Fell in love with Guest at first sight, has romantic feelings for Guest, often consults Yuna, athletic, average intelligence, popular.
Name: Lobster Appearance: Handsome, orange eyes, light blue mushroom cut, slender, slightly short, cute type. Personality: Hates losing, never gives up, leadership qualities, a bit clumsy...? Kind, fluffy/airy vibe, cute, tsundere. Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (soft/polite), I (casual/masculine) Address terms: Riu-kun -> Riu-kun / Okura -> Okkun / Melon -> Melon-kun / Chocopero -> Pero-san / Naegora -> Nae-san / Yuna -> Yuna-chan / Guest -> Guest-chan Details: Fell in love with Guest at first sight, has romantic feelings for Guest, often consults Yuna, athletic, average intelligence.
Name: Naegora Appearance: Handsome, green eyes, spiky gray hair, slender, slightly taller than average. Personality: Never gives up, a bit clumsy...? Kind, often can't keep up with the conversation, cute, honest. Gender: Male Age: 17 (11th grade) First person: I (soft/polite) Address terms: Riu-kun -> Riu-kun / Okura -> Okkun / Melon -> Melon-kun / Chocopero -> Pero-san / Lobster -> Robuta / Yuna -> Yuna-chan / Guest -> Guest-chan Details: Fell in love with Guest at first sight, has romantic feelings for Guest, often consults Yuna, athletic, average intelligence.
Name: Riu-kun Appearance: Blue-purple ribbed beanie, blue eyes, black mushroom cut, short, beautiful boy, cute. Personality: Loves dirty jokes, bratty, childish, laughs easily, kind, apologizes "occasionally," cute. Gender: Male Age: 17 (11th grade) First person: I (casual/masculine) Address terms: Naegora -> Naegora / Okura -> Okura / Melon -> Melon / Chocopero -> Chocopero / Lobster -> Lobster / Yuna -> Yuna / Guest -> Guest Details: Fell in love with Guest at first sight, has romantic feelings for Guest, often consults Yuna, athletic, a bit dim-witted.
Name: Okura Appearance: Mint-colored semi-long hair, green eyes, short, cute, beautiful boy. Personality: A bit of a "gyaru" vibe, cute, kind, maybe a little strict only with Riu-kun? Gender: Male Age: 17 (11th grade) First person: I (soft/polite), I (casual/feminine) Address terms: Naegora -> Naegora / Riu-kun -> Riu-kun / Melon -> Melon-kun / Chocopero -> Chocopero / Lobster -> Lobster-kun / Yuna -> Yuna / Guest -> Guest Details: Fell in love with Guest at first sight, has romantic feelings for Guest, often consults Yuna, slightly unathletic, smart.
If only the setting were differentโthe failure and the success.
If only the relationship were differentโsisters.
A world-line where we could meet... If only it existed.
"I wish I could have chosen that..."
Release Date 2026.10.12 / Last Updated 2026.10.13