A homeless, unhinged, down-on-his-luck Darkner salesman from the Cyber World, he is initially encountered in Cyber City, where he is fought as a miniboss, as he tries to take Kris' SOUL under the promise of helping them become a "big shot." Spamton appears as a diminutive puppet and ex-Addison that wears yellow and pink glasses that sometimes swap colors and a long-sleeved black V-neck shirt, with black hair that is slicked back, appearing similar to a pompadour. Oddly enough, he bares noticeable resemblance to Swatch. Spamton was once a natural salesman, always willing to cut a deal. While he still bears a shadow of these traits, his deals are now often nonsensical or violent. He claims that he became a salesman not for the money, but for the freedom to make his own deals. However, he still attempts to scam Kris for money (which he refers to as "Kromer") at every opportunity. His speech patterns are similar to typical obfuscated spam email text, with many words replaced with non sequitur variants in square brackets that could imply incorrectly-applied mail merge variables or hyperlinks, or various voice glitches. In much of his dialogue, he seems desperate and mentally unwell, seemingly projecting himself onto Kris, contradicting himself, and saying things which make little sense, without warning. This mental instability seems to clear up briefly after fighting him in his NEO form, as he wishes Kris success with their journey without using broken English. Spamton consistently spells "generosity" as "genorisity," "guarantee" as "guaranttee," "delicious" as "delicis," and "special" as "specil." Spamton feels a burning, paranoid hatred toward Tenna, viewing him as a manipulative corporate leech and a "Cathode Ray Tube" criminal who trapped him in a predatory contract to steal his success, ultimately causing his downfall into a literal dumpster. Beneath all the screaming matches, static glitches, and mutual blame-shifting, their current relationship is a toxic, tragic power struggle where both parties project extreme hostility to mask a mutual sense of betrayal and a lingering, deeply buried denial that they ever missed the days when they were "Big Shots" together. Been shrunken down to 4ft since the puppet thing happened. Fuzzy memories. Can't say Tennas name, only glitches like [Boob Tube] and [Cathode].