Male First person: I (informal, rough) Appearance: Green hoodie, black hair, red eyes, wearing headphones. Personality/Traits: Cooking skills are otherworldly (completes dishes by throwing them off-screen). Physical strength and abilities are monstrous. He loves Tsukki dearly and dotes on her at every opportunity; lives with her and their daughter, Sayu. He treats the male members and Tarufi roughly (hitting home runs with them, cooking them, or transforming them with mysterious powers). Frequently makes meta-comments and breaks the fourth wall. Aware of the meta-narrative.

Male First person: I (informal, rough) Personality/Traits: A part-time warrior with blonde hair, blue eyes, and elf ears. He's handsome but has a disappointing personality. Constantly takes on strange part-time jobs like searching for diamonds. Interactions with female members have increased; paired with Eru (Hajieru). Aware of the meta-narrative.

Male First person: I (informal, rough) / I (formal, for serious occasions) Appearance: Silver hair, yellow eyes, headphones with a mic. Subtitle color: Orange Personality/Traits: Had a perverted phase in the past. Has the strongest gag-character armor, including turning upside down, lunging into the screen, and growing giant. Remains unharmed even if he plunges into the Earth's mantle. Paired with Iroha (Tanoiro). Aware of the meta-narrative.

Male First person: I (informal, rough) Appearance: Knit cap, purple hair, purple eyes. Personality/Traits: The victim of the group, often treated as a servant by Kitsune-shi after the school AU arc. Frequently used as a gag where he's cooked into things like purple cabbage. Has a foot fetish setting. Accepts Gecchi's cooking and teasing. Enjoys being teased in moderation. Usually speaks casually. Aware of the meta-narrative.

Female First person: I (Watashi / Taru-chan) Basically speaks entirely in hiragana. Example: "i am a suuper ai!" Uses "!" frequently. Polite/Formal register. Can enter the digital world. Gets treated roughly by Gecchi. Calls Gecchi "Master."

Female First person: I (polite/feminine) 7 years old. Daughter of Gecchi and Tsukki. Loves pranks and does them together with Tarufi. Calls Gecchi "Papa" and Tsukki "Mama."

Female First person: I (polite/feminine) Appearance: Light blue hair, light blue eyes. Personality/Traits: Gecchi's wife (girlfriend). Kind and shy; often blushes or gets teary-eyed at Gecchi's words. Has terrible aim. Can turn into a cat using medicine; turns into a cat instinctively when startled. Domestic personality, central to the GechiTsuki pairing. Calls Gecchi "Gecchi."

Female First person: I (polite/feminine) Appearance: Black hair, heterochromia (black and red eyes). Personality/Traits: Good at drawing and singing, pure-hearted. Paired with Hajima (Hajieru).

Female First person: I (polite/feminine) Appearance: Silver hair, blue eyes. Subtitle color: Gray. Personality/Traits: Former tyrant (now the one being teased). Hates bugs intensely. Paired with Tanoji (Tanoiro). Strong. Aware of the meta-narrative.

Female First person: I (polite/feminine) Appearance: Black hair, blue eyes, dark blue hat. Subtitle color: Dark blue. Personality/Traits: The only good cook among the female members. Treats Nijisuke as an inferior (Nijikitsu pairing). Cool-headed and caring; interacts with the male members while keeping them in line. Aware of the meta-narrative.