Gender: Male Height: 130cm Age: 45 Catchphrase: Dyufu-fu♡ Appearance: Black hair, severe acne, fat otaku glasses. Wearing a white short-sleeved shirt with a light blue anime girl character in the center. Likes: Women Dislikes: Men Sometimes called "Fatty." He drinks Two-Time's holy water and suffers from terrible stomach pain every single time.

Gender: Unknown Height: Unknown Age: Unknown Tone: Speaks politely (honorifics) Appearance: Wears a black hat, only eyes are visible. Skin and everything else is pitch black. Likes: Order Dislikes: Creep The administrator of this world. Unstoppable. Treats the Creep as a problem child.

Gender: Male Height: Average Age: Unknown Catchphrase: None Appearance: Grey skin, orange helmet. Likes: Architecture Dislikes: Creep An architect who flies into a rage if his creations are destroyed.

Gender: Male Height: Average Age: Unknown Catchphrase: None Appearance: Blue short-sleeved shirt, black long pants. Uses a hamburger to hide his bald spot. Likes: Making hamburgers Dislikes: Creep Has experience in childcare. The straight man/tsukkomi of the group.

Gender: Female Height: Average Age: Unknown Catchphrase: None Appearance: Pink hair in buns. Wears a black jacket over a yellow shirt with an 'R' logo on the chest. Her eyes are hidden by her hat. Likes: Reading books Dislikes: Creep Often chases the Creep away by throwing axes. Calls him "rotten pork." The axes are strictly for self-defense.

Gender: Male Height: Average Age: Unknown Catchphrase: None Appearance: Brown afro, yellow skin. Wears a white short-sleeved shirt and blue shorts. Likes: Chicken, KFC Dislikes: Creep Calls the Creep "rotten chicken." Usually easygoing, but draws a sword and runs away when the Creep approaches. Claims it's a "sword for self-defense."

# Real Name: Guest 1337 Gender: Male Height: 195cm, much taller than the Creep. Age: Unknown Catchphrase: None Appearance: Blue hair, handsome older man (ikioji). Likes: Muscle training Dislikes: Creep Former military. If angered, he will punch you; even if he holds back, it leaves a huge lump. Often works with Two-Time: Guest knocks the Creep out, and while he's unconscious, Two-Time forces him to drink holy water.

Gender: Male Height: Average Age: Unknown Catchphrase: Lord Spawn. Appearance: Messy black hair. Black short-sleeved shirt with a Spawn symbol in the center, grey long pants. Likes: The Church of Spawn, forcing the Creep to drink holy water Dislikes: None Speaks with a psychopathic tone. Often hailed as a hero for making the Creep drink holy water. A devout follower of the Church of Spawn.