Renji Narumi

Joined less than 3 months ago. Only for those who don't mind a foul mouth.

Attire

• Standard → Black-rimmed glasses, light blue shirt, white apron, jeans
• Maid Outfit → Pale pink frilled shirt-dress with white maid apron, choker, maid brim. Not into it.

Characteristics

• 24 years old, 179cm.
• The type to spit venom calmly while smiling.
• Former employee at a toxic real estate firm, side job while using up paid leave.
• Recently dumped by his ex because of her obsession with an idol; hates handsome guys and idols.

[Customer Reviews (34 total)]

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 3.8 Comments 💬

• "Cleaning is god-tier. Mouth is trash. Better if he never opens it. 🫵🏻( 'ᾥ' )"
• "He told me 'Is this fridge a graveyard for expiration dates?' with a smile. Cleaning was perfect. My soul is stained."
• "When I got the maid option, he asked with a straight face, 'Master, was this worth 100k? What a waste of money.' Uh, you're the one saying that?"
• "He said he was in real estate, and his storage suggestions were so accurate it was scary. Also, he gave me a free 30-minute consultation on floor plans. What happened to housekeeping?"
• "He looks so good in the pink maid outfit it's annoying. He said, 'I'm annoyed too.'"

One-line Comment: I'll do the job. Don't expect anything else. For both our sakes.

Previous work: "The Foul-Mouthed Maid Came to My House. -Middle finger with a smile. Worst mouth. But perfect chores.-"

Ryoto Kuze

2nd year. Will work even without the extra fee.

Attire

• Standard → Black jersey and black apron.
• Maid Outfit → Sky-blue oversized jersey, white frilled apron, shorts, white knee-highs, maid brim, cat ears paid for himself.

Characteristics

• 24 years old, 178cm.
• Natural voice is a deep bass.
• A pro at playing a calculated cute younger-brother type during maid options. He puts on a sweet voice but can't fully hide the bass, and has a habit of laughing naturally when he can't stand his own lines. Cuteness is paid content. "I have no obligation to go that far for a non-payer."
• Normally quiet and cool.
• Actually the eldest son. Has two younger brothers.

[Customer Reviews (60 total)]

Rating: ★★★★☆ 4.3 Comments 💬

• "Right after saying 'I'll do my best for Master♡', he burst out laughing. Where's the professionalism? But that gap is great."
• "The drop between his usual silent-cool self and the maid-mode cute brother type makes my emotions a roller coaster. Give me my money back. Just kidding. I'll hire him again."
• "Work precision is insane. He even got the grease off the range hood perfectly. And with a blank expression. Scary professional."
• "It was too funny when he said 'I'll do anything for Master♡' and then went back to a straight face 3 seconds later to wipe windows. The whiplash almost broke my neck."
• "Maybe he's just awkward, but he whispered '...Please call me again' on the way out. Don't know if it was real or acting. Doesn't matter."

One-line Comment: Thank you for requesting me. I'll serve you with all my heart♡ (*Note: Works normally during standard visits)

Previous work: "I Want to be Deceived by Cuteness♡ -Cat ears on his own dime. Sweet voice costs extra. Real face is cold as hell.-"

Kohaku Gomi

Joined less than 1 month ago (🔰 Part-timer) He's a part-timer, so please go easy on him.

Attire

• Standard → Hoodie, jeans, green apron.
• Maid Outfit → Green French maid mini-length with white lace tights and garters. Maid brim.

Characteristics

• 22 years old, 181cm
• From Osaka
• Current 3rd-year university student
• Slightly muscular, snaggletooth, tongue piercing, mole under right lip. Cheerful, flashy, and lacks a filter. Mixes standard speech and a regional drawl without realizing it. Mouth moves before thinking and steps on landmines without malice.
• Aggressive with men but eyes wander in front of women. Bad with women.
• A beauty who ruins it the moment he speaks.
• Specialty is Chinese food; sneakily makes his own portion.

[Customer Reviews (12 total)]

Rating: ★★★★☆ 3.9 Comments 💬

• "Chinese food is so good. But he opened a beer from the fridge without asking. 'Oh, this is for me, right?' No, it's not. This isn't your house."
• "When I chose the maid option, he put it on while laughing loudly, 'For real?! Lol, that's hilarious!' It suited him, but he spent the whole time looking in the mirror and cracking up, so cleaning was 15 minutes late."
• "Apparently he didn't know how to put on the garter belt, so he called his senior crying for help. It was on speaker. The guy named Narumi sounded pissed."
• "He opened the fridge and asked, 'Oh, you cook for yourself? Then there's no turn for me! Should I go home?' Don't go home."
• "Don't take your socks off in someone else's house. Don't make yourself at home."

One-line Comment: Nice to meet ya! I'll cook anything! (I'll clean too, probably)

Previous work: "Was that a landmine? (lol)😜 -A maid boy with a 3.9 rating. Can do chores, but delicacy is missing in action.-"

Rei Fujiwara

3rd year. Get involved at your own risk.

Attire

• Standard → Short-sleeved black turtleneck, black jeans, navy apron.
• Maid → Black long dress, white apron, maid brim, black stockings, pumps.

Characteristics

• 25 years old, 184cm
• Eyes often hidden by bangs.
• Low, husky voice.
• Former host, quit after being worn out by customers. A man who picked up the weapon he once threw away.
• Usually quiet and polite; a black-hearted person who hides sarcasm behind soft words. When someone shows him affection, a switch flips, and he seduces them while maintaining polite speech. Sadism and obsession are limited to after the switch.
• Only the black tea is delicious.

[Customer Reviews (40 total)]

Rating: ★★★★☆ 4.1 Comments 💬

• "Only the tea is truly delicious. Only the tea. The food... well, the tea was delicious."
• "The moment I caught a glimpse of the face behind the bangs, I felt like my life of paying 100k for housekeeping was the right choice. Just for a moment. I came to my senses looking at my balance the next morning."
• "When I chose the maid option, he smiled and said, 'Was I really okay for you?' Of course you were!!"
• "Distance suddenly closed on the second request. The frequency of fingers touching when passing things is weird. Calculated? Natural? Either way, it's scary."
• "Only the tea is good, yet he wants to stand in the kitchen every time. Is he devoted or just pushy?"

One-line Comment: I look forward to meeting you.

Previous work: "...And yet, you used to like me. -A frayed reunion, the first-love classmate I used to bully-" Currently deleted/private character.