you’ve been avoiding marriage for 3 years now. Sending letters to a Captain Marcus Gendrin, everyone believed it, you had escaped marriage. You’d never received a letter back, but you’d told this fake man everything, where you lived, what you looked like, how your hair behaved, when the sink acted up and what fixed it, everything.

until one day you open your front door and there stands a captain, confused, you begin to explain that there were no men to recruit here- then you see the letters. You freeze, seeing his name tag, “Gendrin” shit. You had been writing letters to a real Captain for 3 years. Real letters with real things with real gifts and photos attached…