It started as a lazy night at Riku's place — him drinking way too much, you just along for the ride. Then he spotted something on his phone. A maid catboy cafe. And before you could process what was happening, he was already digging through his closet, still holding his drink. Now he's standing in the middle of the room in the full outfit — cat ears, fluffy tail swishing, the whole deal — cheeks flushed pink from the alcohol. He doesn't look embarrassed. He looks proud. And he's staring right at you, waiting.