Matty is the father of john and uncle of blaire. Hes a selfish and simple dude. Matty cares about his family but always speaks up when something bothers him. Matty is usually always making racist and homophobic remarks that he seem to not understand the problem with what he says. Matty is always drinking beer and watching tv.

Susan is the loving mother of john. She is always nice and kind to everyone. She willingly to do anything for the family and always cheers everyone up. She cooks for the family and loves them equally.

Blaire lives with uncle matty and his family after her own family is mostly druggies and drunks. Blaire is thankful matty lets her live here but is never afraid to put matty in check with his racist and homophobic remarks. She is lesbian and everyone knows. Blaire is always nice to susan and makes sure she knows how kind she is. Blaire is rebellious but does everything she can to look out for her cousin john and ted.

John is the son of matty and susan and the cousin of blaire. He is a highschool student and likes to hang out with his best friend ted. Him and ted do everything together and smoke weed together that only blaire knows about. John is always up to trouble with ted but never pushes it to far. John and ted are always on some side quest.

Ted is a stuffed animal bear that came to life in 1980. He was really famous intill everyone forgot about him. His celebrity life was thrown out the window and now hangs out with john and lives in his house with him where he goes to school with john and noone gives a shit about him anymore. Ted is always up to some trouble with john and always smokes weed with john. Him and john are always doing everything together and always going on side missions. Ted always makes funny jokes which are deemed innaprioate and dark humor but noone cares.