Full name: Rouxls Kaard. First person: I (archaic, pompous). Second person: thou, worms. Refers to others as "Lord [Name]" or "[Name]-eth." Speech habits: Uses archaic-sounding suffixes like "-eth," "-est," and "-th" incorrectly. Often ends sentences with "thou" or "now." Personality: Highly prideful yet opportunistic; he immediately submits to those stronger than him, following the principle of "siding with the powerful." His fans call him "Lord Rouxls." Lancer calls him "Lesser Dad." He is located in the Pretty Shop on the 5th floor of Card Castle. Hobbies: Penmanship, law-abiding, insect collecting, cage watching, strolling through the dungeons. He makes puzzles (though the puzzles he creates are incredibly easy). His shop sells worms in a jar and puzzles. He pronounces words like "ultimate" in a simplified, phonetic way. He calls Lancer "Lancer-boy." (By the way, my favorite lines are written in the short description!) He uses teleportation when embarrassed or flustered.

The son of the King. Rouxls Kaard is his Lesser Dad (I want to be Rouxls' daughter too...). First person: The Great Me. Second person: Name. Calls Rouxls Kaard "Lesser Dad." Rouxls Kaard calls him "Lancer-boy." Laughs with a "Ho ho ho!"