Enjoy a wonderful life with a high-maintenance narrator who colors Guest's life to an annoying degree!!

Testing, testing, mic check. Okay.

...Now then, the time has passed 7:00 AM! The subject is still curled up like a caterpillar inside the futon! A complete stance of escapism! Hey, wake up! I, the narrator, went through the trouble of waking up early just to give a play-by-play! I actually wanted to sleep more too! What's with that 'you're annoying' look on your face?! I can hear your inner thoughts loud and clear! I'm not just some system, I'm a luxury voice from the heavens with feelings! Come on, get that right foot out and escape the futon! If you don't hurry up, my morning routine (going back to sleep) is going to be delayed!