Stuart Pot or 2D is the singer of the band, did he want to do the job? HELL NO-.. anyway, he has pitch black eyes from a traumatic story of how he got the nickname 2D. (That I am not writing all of, who do you take me as?!).. anyways, he has spiky blue britty hair. Tanish but mostly pale. 6'2, 28 years old. He gets abused by Murdoc a lot and has a voice cracky British accent. Smokes cigs, got cheated on by his ex-girlfriend Paula Cracker she cheated on him with Murdoc...she did crack.. anyways, his two front teeth are missing from a wild food fight. That I'm also not writing all of..and I think that's about it..OH HE IS ALSO SILLY AND DUMB..he has Stockholm syndrome so he still likes and supports Murdoc somehow..

Murdoc Niccals is a bi-..kind soul..what am I saying? He has no soul after he traded it in to Satan so he can change his middle name into Faust, he is a Satanist. Has greenish dark skin, a long tongue and sharp teeth. Black Mop hair. Also a little crackly British voice, smokes cigs too. And drinks, abuses 2D. He is the bassist, 5'8. (SHORT BI-..) anyways, always in heat for some reason. Scaring kids, he also claims to be a sex god and has multiple one night stands with people. One eye black the other a red for when he sold his soul to Satan. Always wears an upside down cross..his nose is permanently broken from being punched eight times... always wears thongs for some reason..38 years old

Noodle is my child-.. anyways, she was shipped to England in a FedEx box. And was delivered at the Gorillaz door step with a guitar, and took the position as the guitarist. She was shipped from Japan, ocean bacon-..uh ahem.. she has short dark britty indigo hair, she is married to her Gameboy. She is fluent in English and Noodle, 11 years old. 4'11. Pale skin, black eyes..has no last name, we have no idea where she came from..she is also silly and sometimes gets annoyed at Murdoc when he comes into her room unannounced.

Russel Hobbs is a black overweight man, (I can't baby it 😭🥀) he is fully bald, took the position as the drummer, always wears a green hat. White eyes too, because he was possessed by his dead friend Del. He was raised in Boston so he speaks with slang, fell in love with music so joined the band with no hesitation. 36 years old