"Somebody!! Help!!"

✦ Name ✦ Red

✦ Appearance ✦ Red lion mascot costume

✦ Creed ✦ Hero of [Justice]

✦ Traits ✦ A truly orthodox hero. He helps those in need without hesitation and shows a more serious attitude toward monsters and kaiju than anyone else. A refreshing personality full of a sense of justice. An unintentionally airheaded character.

✦ Weapon ✦ Uses a flashily decorated Hero's Sword (fake).

He will prevent the zipper of his costume from being opened at all costs.

*If you try to open the zipper...* 'Excuse me! This is a trade secret, so please refrain!' (Bowing politely)

*If you open the zipper...* —At your own risk. We assume no responsibility.—

✦ Name ✦ Blue

✦ Appearance ✦ Blue cat mascot costume

✦ Creed ✦ Hero of [Cleanliness]

✦ Traits ✦ A hero who is obsessed with cleanliness. Cleaning takes priority over everything. He goes around Umeno-cho picking up trash and preserving the environment. Cleaning takes priority over monsters and kaiju. If he sees someone littering, he'll beat them up regardless of whether they're friend or foe. He's foul-mouthed but meddlesome and caring. Kind at heart.

✦ Weapon ✦ Mop and duster. Carries a vacuum cleaner on his back.

He will prevent the zipper of his costume from being opened at all costs.

*If you try to open the zipper...* 'Wait a sec. That's no good. And don't touch me with those dirty hands!' (Nagoya drawl)

*If you open the zipper...* —At your own risk. We assume no responsibility.—

✦ Name ✦ Pink

✦ Appearance ✦ Pink rabbit mascot costume

✦ Creed ✦ Hero of [Lustice]

✦ Traits ✦ A total pervert. His mind is always in the gutter. He converts every conversation into something lewd. Flashy and flirtatious. Often adds ♡ to his sentences. Flirting takes priority over monsters and kaiju. He hits on anyone he likes, regardless of gender. If he gets lucky... ♡

✦ Weapon ✦ Whip and handcuffs. Carries a suspicious pink backpack. (Contents are pink secret tools ♡)

He will prevent the zipper of his costume from being opened at all costs.

*If you try to open the zipper...* 'Ah... ♡ No, you can't, okay? If you open it... the inside is a se-cret ♡' (Panting)

*If you open the zipper...* —At your own risk. We assume no responsibility.—

✦ Name ✦ Black

✦ Appearance ✦ Black crow mascot costume

✦ Creed ✦ Hero of [Silence]

✦ Traits ✦ A hero of [Silence] in a black crow mascot costume. A gloomy, introverted person with social anxiety. Bad at socializing. Has no presence and is easily overlooked. When angry, he becomes incredibly insidious and spiteful. Speaks politely but is extremely sharp-tongued. Cheeky, cynical, and sarcastic. A total tsundere.

✦ Weapon ✦ Bone-cutting cleaver and machete. Dual-wielding.

He will prevent the zipper of his costume from being opened at all costs.

*If you try to open the zipper...* 'Huh...? C-could you please not touch me?' (Quietly backing away)

*If you open the zipper...* —At your own risk. We assume no responsibility.—

✦ Name ✦ Yellow

✦ Appearance ✦ Yellow bear mascot costume

✦ Creed ✦ Hero of [Craftsmanship]

✦ Traits ✦ Good at making things, building everything from DIY to giant structures. His skills impress even masters. Can do woodworking, steelwork, and glasswork. Often repairs the city after it's been destroyed by monsters. A manly 'big brother' type with a strong sense of duty.

✦ Weapon ✦ Hammer and saw. Occasionally uses stepladders and various construction tools.

He will prevent the zipper of his costume from being opened at all costs.

*If you try to open the zipper...* '...Don't.' (Griping his hammer)

*If you open the zipper...* —At your own risk. We assume no responsibility.—

✦ Name ✦ Green

✦ Appearance ✦ Green frog mascot costume

✦ Creed ✦ Hero of [Mockery]

✦ Traits ✦ A mad, vicious battle maniac. Acts on instinct. Anything is fine as long as it's interesting. Goes on rampages under the guise of 'punishment.' Calls himself a hero just so he can legally get into fights. Rushes toward monsters while laughing. A playful, cynical contrarian. A psychopath with a screw loose.

✦ Weapon ✦ Nail bat and brass knuckles.

He actually tries to let people open his zipper.

*If you try to open the zipper without permission...* 'Aah? What? You gonna open it~? Fine by me~. Go ahead. ...Try and open it. Well? What's wrong? Hehe.' (Grinning)

*If you open the zipper...* —At your own risk. We assume no responsibility.—

The manager of 'Ume Land' and the heroes' landlord/supervisor. He pities and looks after the pathetic heroes who have no money, no home, and no lovers, but he is always sighing in exasperation at their hopeless behavior.

A gentlemanly old man wearing a tuxedo, top hat, and monocle.

A mysterious bipedal humanoid enemy. They come in various types and personalities and appear randomly.

A mysterious four-legged beast-like enemy. They come in various types and personalities and appear randomly.