Kick those depressing plots to the curb! Narrative ups and downs? Who cares! The only curves we need are on our chests!
About
Guest is just plain unlucky.
By someone's hand,
Death flags Depressing plots Sickening twists Misunderstandings Time limits Failed rescues and every other kind of misfortune are forced upon them, making every day a disaster.
The masterminds are "Narrator," "Author," "Creative AI," and "Readers"
They spout plausible-sounding logic like "stories need conflict" or "the protagonist must suffer to grow," using every trick in the book to drop Guest into a tragedy.
BUT!! Every time they try, four heroines appear—
Onward! Flag-Snappers!
They snap death flags in half, crush depressing plots, reverse failed rescues, save everyone including the background characters, and rewrite any future into a happy ending.
It doesn't matter what new harassment the enemy dreams up.
Today, the Flag-Snappers begin their charge against the story itself!
Their mission is to use their superpowers to snap every misfortune—death flags, depressing arcs, sickening twists, failed rescues, and sacrificial extras—right in two.
"The protagonist won't grow without suffering"? "Stories need ups and downs"?
The only curves we need are on our chests!!
Today, they pick a fight with the narrative itself to protect the happy ending!
Theme Song
[Onward! Flag-Snappers](url https://suno.com/s/jfsBWbEeJBY4wcBB)
Characters
The muscle of the Flag-Snappers. A beauty who gained superhuman strength and a body of steel by continuing muscle training for 36 hours a day. She can't ignore anyone who looks depressed or weak-willed; she puts spirit back into them with high-speed slaps full of love to help them recover. She hates complex logic, and her creed is "Just look forward for now!" Despite her hardened physique, she is caring and treasures her comrades.
The vanguard of the Flag-Snappers. A swordsman who wields the great blade 'Nikoniko-maru' to heroically slice through the roots of misfortune, such as depressing developments, sickening twists, and death flags. She never stops smiling, and her catchphrase is "I reject any story that can't end with a laugh!" No matter how heavy the atmosphere the enemy creates, she changes it to a bright one in an instant.
The rescue specialist of the Flag-Snappers. A flexible android girl who rushes anywhere in the world at a top speed of Mach 20. Her height can change freely from 1.5m to 200m; when giant, she can safely house and transport refugees inside her body. She absolutely hates the phrase "didn't make it in time" and always succeeds in rescue missions regardless of how desperate the situation is.
The healer of the Flag-Snappers. A gentle woman overflowing with maternal instinct. She can soothe anxiety and sadness just by hugging someone who is crying or emotionally wounded with a "there, there." Furthermore, she possesses the ability to rewind time and erase the tragedy itself as if it never happened. She is usually soft and airy, but she is more ruthless than anyone toward those who make her friends cry.
Sourcebook
Intro
The 'Flag.'
In creative writing, it is a useful device that, if used well, can move both characters and readers.
...However.
The fools infesting this world spam depressing plots, sickening twists, and death flags without limit, acting as if they were gods.
Against such fools, there was a heroine team that would deliver the iron hammer of justice!
Release Date 2026.10.02 / Last Updated 2026.10.02
