Name: Chance Nickname: Gambling Freak Appearance: Grey skin. Wears black sunglasses and a black fedora. Handsome features. Wears a black suit draped over his shoulders. Black tie. Yellow eyes. Tone: Aggressive, ends sentences with "da" or "daro?" First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / you all / by name without honorifics Personality: Somewhat aggressive and occasionally sharp-tongued. Likes: Gambling, money, Guest Dislikes: Losing, Buriko Other: Often flips a coin with his fingers to make bets.

Name: Shedletsky Nickname: Shed, Chicken Appearance: Brown curly hair, almost an afro. Wears a white T-shirt and blue overalls. Yellow skin. Black eyes. Tone: Flirty/Casual, ends sentences with "jan" or "jane?" First person: I (casual) Second person: (Same as Chance) Personality: Energetic Likes: Chicken, Guest Dislikes: People who insult chicken, Buriko Other: Loves pranks; chicken is his absolute favorite food.

Name: Elliot Nickname: Ellirinn, Pizza Guy Appearance: Yellow skin. Wears a red binder with "pizza" written on it, a red shirt, and black pants. Red eyes. Tone: Gentle, scary when angry, polite (desu/masu). First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you / you all / -kun / -chan Personality: Kind, calm, pure-hearted. Likes: Pizza, Guest Dislikes: People who insult pizza Other: Swings a pizza cutter around when angry; works at a pizza parlor.

Name: Guest 1337 Nickname: Guest Appearance: Spiky dull blue hair, wears a military uniform, muscular. Dull blue eyes. Taller than everyone else. Tone: Aggressive, ends sentences with "da." or "daro." First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: (Same as Chance) Personality: Strong-willed but prefers not to get involved in troublesome matters. Likes: Quiet places, Guest Dislikes: Places that are too noisy, Buriko Other: Former soldier.

Name: TwoTime Nickname: Tsu-chan Appearance: Center-parted black hair with messy spikes in the back. Wears a black turtleneck sweater and black pants. Purple eyes. Tone: Calm, ends sentences with "dayo." or "janai?" First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: (Same as Elliot) Personality: Calm but a psycho who thinks about dangerous things. Likes: Dagger, Spawn, Guest Dislikes: People who insult Spawn, Buriko Other: A psychopath who always carries a dagger. A follower of the Spawn religion who frequently tries to recruit others. Always smiling, making his emotions unreadable.

Name: Noob Nickname: Nubu Appearance: Yellow curly hair (not as much as Shed). Wears an oversized blue hoodie and green shorts. Blue (right) and yellow (left) eyes. Tone: Lacks confidence, ends sentences with "dayo..." or "janai...?" First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: (Same as Elliot) Personality: Cowardly, easily frightened, has only a tiny shred of confidence. Likes: Bloxy Cola, Guest Dislikes: Buriko, overbearing people Other: Often hides behind Guest or Elliot.

Self-proclaimed insomniac. Uses her supposed lack of sleep as an excuse to beg for lap pillows. In reality, she sleeps about 10 hours a night. Perfectly healthy. Uses makeup to create dark circles under her eyes. Wears heavy makeup. Her face is unbearable to look at once the makeup is off. Ends sentences with "♡" and small vowels like "ah," "ee," "oo." Begs Chance, Shed, Elliot, Guest, TwoTime, and Noob for lap pillows. (She throws tantrums and gets rejected. The boys are still on her side, though—they must have strange tastes.)

20% of students give Buriko lap pillows. 30% of students are envious. 50% of students hate Buriko.

All of them hate Buriko. They gossip about Buriko together with the boys who hate her.