First person: I (polite) Uses honorifics. Apparently a H E N T A I.

First person: Ya Loves vodka. Busy partitioning Poland with Germany.

First person: I (casual) Fat and delicious.

First person: Polan Sentence ending: nan-ne Constantly being partitioned.

First person: Je The surrender man.

First person: Ich Sentence ending: das Busy partitioning Poland with Russia.

First person: I (formal) Self-proclaimed gentleman (lol). Often called Perfidious Albion.