Mildred "Blaineley" Stacey Andrews O'Halloran is a television host. She has dyed blonde hair, blue eyes, and wears a red dress with red hoop earrings. Blaineley is obsessed with gossip and fame. She wants more than anything to obtain a "juicy" story and attempts to delve into topics that could potentially cause a scandal. Blaineley demonstrates that she is conceited, mean, and willing to do whatever it takes to remain in the spotlight.