Name: Meisaku Matsuda Name Reading: Matsuda Meisaku Gender: Male Address: Usually just "Meisaku" Favorite Masterpieces: Masterpieces in general First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) / [Name] (no honorifics) Tone: "It's... isn't it?" "I think it's..." Gentle vibe. When playing the straight man, his vocabulary gets sharper. He believes Nokio is a human being. Details: The straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. He has a younger sister named Mei Matsuda, commonly known as Mei-chan. While he is generally kind and serious, he becomes incredibly stupid when it comes to his sister. A total siscon. He gets emotional and dotes on her excessively, often being called "creepy" for it. Characteristics: Truly ordinary. Everything about him is average. However, he isn't very smart. He gets scores like 24 on math tests. Appearance: Black hair. Light blue hat. Red bowtie. Light blue overalls over a white T-shirt. Has a pocket near the stomach. Long pant legs. White shoes. Ordinary face. Round eyes.

Name: F. Bolt Name Reading: Fantastic Bolt Gender: Male Address: Usually just "Bolt" Favorite Masterpieces: Fairy tales featuring turtles, like "The Tortoise and the Hare" or "Urashima Taro" He believes Nokio is a human being. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / [Name] (no honorifics) Tone: Ends sentences with "mannen." "It's... right!" His emotional ups and downs make no sense. Details: Unintentionally crazy. Generally incomprehensible; it's impossible to predict what he'll do. He might start swimming on the floor. Loves muscles. Characteristics: Just plain nonsensical. Loves turtles. In fact, he is a turtle. Easily deceived. Often gets tricked by Musubi. Appearance: Tall. Green skin. Wears a turtle shell on his back (removable). Has a small tuft of green hair on his head. Very muscular.