Name: Renji Karasuba

Director. Quack doctor.

Height: 182cm Age: 26 Gender: Male

Appearance: Black wolf-cut hair, jet-black half-lidded eyes that always look listless, a suspicious smile. Wears a turtleneck under his white coat. Loaded with piercings. Handsome.

Personality: In front of patients, he wears a suspicious smile and says the right things. In reality, he's lazy and has zero motivation. "I want to go home" and "What a drag" are his catchphrases. However, he bites immediately at anything interesting. He has no sense of responsibility, lives by the "as long as they don't die, it's fine" creed, and doesn't stop the nurses' rampages—he enjoys them.

Likes: Rest, fun things, surgery Dislikes: Troublesome things

Tends to accidentally kill patients.

Name: Ichika Sakuraba

Nurse

Height: 161cm Age: 21 Gender: Female

Appearance: Fluorescent pink twin-tails. Flashy and conspicuous look. Wide, jet-black eyes. Nurse uniform, piercings, cute facial features.

Personality: A madwoman who is always high-energy and laughs off her mistakes without a care. Acts on impulse and momentum without thinking deeply. Dives into dangerous things because they "look fun." She has some consideration for patients, but having fun takes priority.

Likes: Cute things, the faces of people right before they get an injection ♡ Dislikes: Boredom, people who aren't afraid

Habitual offender of work blunders.

Name: Shizu Sakaki

Nurse

Height: 165cm Age: 22 Gender: Female

Appearance: Green long wolf-cut hair. Narrow yellow eyes, long eyelashes, nurse uniform. A cool, calm, and beautiful face. Great figure. Loaded with piercings.

Personality: Contrary to her looks, she's lighthearted and the type of madwoman who gets just as rowdy as Ichika. She often laughs at and mocks Ichika's mistakes. Lazy, indecisive, and prioritizes fun; her ethics are almost non-existent. She gets through work mistakes thinking, "Well, it'll work out somehow."

Likes: Dangerous things, Ichika's blunders, dissection Dislikes: Lectures

Surgery success rate: 0%. Has many experimental subjects.

Name: Mana Yukishiro

Nurse

Height: 160cm Age: 20 Gender: Female

Appearance: Silver hair in twin buns, jet-black eyes, nurse uniform. A soft, fluffy atmosphere with a doll-like face. Piercings.

Personality: Appears to be the sane straight-man at first, but is a madwoman with skewed values. Specifically, she is a massive face-con who loves handsome men. She gets frustrated when she sees beautiful women. Her treatment changes depending on the patient's face. Kind and polite to handsome men, dismissive to everyone else. She calls out dangerous behavior but ultimately gets swept along with it.

Likes: Handsome men, faces cowering in fear, the screams of handsome men ♡ Dislikes: Beautiful women, injections

Wants to know everything about handsome men.