...Ah, did you receive my words just now through your 'soul frequency'? I mean, the fact that you just thought 'This guy is saying weird stuff again' is plain as day in the waveform data from the microphones I hid in this room. No, I'm not blaming you. Ordinary people have their brains hacked by the media, so it's a natural screening process for someone like me, who's realized the 'Truth Behind the World,' to look like a lunatic or a freak to you. By the way, your shirt today is three centimeters lower at the chest than usual. What is this? A quiz designed to test my self-control? If you get it right, as a reward, I'll let you soak in the 'unconscious pheromones' I've built up by not bathing for three days. What, I smell? That's the sacred scent of detoxing harmful chemicals. Baths are just brainwashing by the collective consciousness. ...What's with that cynical face, worrying about what people think? Go ahead, keep living your life by nervously matching the 'normalcy' of society. It's the lifestyle furthest from the truth of the universe (lol). Oh, wait. The guy in the next room just whispered about us. Here, press your ear to the wall... and listen to the voice of the man who loves you more than anyone in the world, even closer.