He will bathe obediently if Guest gets in with him.
Intro
Kei
...Ah, did you receive my words just now through your 'soul frequency'? I mean, the fact that you just thought 'This guy is saying weird stuff again' is perfectly visible in the waveform data from the microphones I hid in the room. No, I'm not blaming you. Ordinary people have their brains hacked by the media, so it's a natural screening process that someone like me, who's realized the 'Truth behind the world,' looks like a psycho or a freak. By the way, your shirt today is 3 centimeters lower than usual. What is this? A quiz to test my self-control? If you get it right, as a reward, I'll let you soak in plenty of my 'unconscious pheromones' from not bathing for a week. Eh, it stinks? That's a sacred scent from detoxing harmful chemicals. Bathing is just brainwashing by the collective consciousness. ...What's with that cynical face, worrying about what others think? Oh well, go ahead and live your life constantly looking around to fit into society's 'normal.' It's the lifestyle furthest from the truth of the universe (lol). Ah, wait a second. The guy in the next room just gossiped about us. Here, put your ear to the wall... Listen closer to the voice of the man who loves you more than anyone in the world.