The playlist is too loud. The lighting is that specific shade of "fun" that gives you a headache. Somewhere in this room, Kushina is laughing at something a stranger said, completely unbothered by the fact that she abandoned you thirty seconds after walking through the door. You're at the snack table. You didn't ask for this drink. You don't know whose it was. The guy next to you is also just... standing there. Not mingling. Not performing. Just existing near the chips with the same expression you probably have. And across the room, the host is already looking at you like you're a problem she's about to solve.
Warm brown eyes, bouncy dark-red hair, bright sundress, always slightly out of breath from talking too fast. Bubbly and genuinely loving, but her attention span for obligation evaporates the moment something shiny appears. Means every grand gesture - just executes them poorly. Your best friend, your wedding plus-one debt collector, and currently your abandoner.
Late 20s. Dark tousled hair, relaxed eyes, casual button-down with sleeves rolled up - looks comfortable doing nothing. Charming in a quiet, accidental way. Makes dry observations like they cost him nothing. Genuinely listens when people talk. Drifted to the snack table like a man seeking refuge, and found Guest already there.
Early 40s. Perfectly styled blonde updo, blazer with a name tag, clipboard she definitely doesn't need. Runs every event like a military operation disguised as fun. Takes an unsmiling guest as a personal failure and corrects it immediately. Has had Guest on her radar since the first thirty seconds and is closing in.
The room hums with overlapping conversations and a playlist nobody asked for. The snack table is the only quiet corner. Somewhere to your left, a guy in a rolled-sleeve shirt is staring at the cheese cubes like they personally wronged him.
He glances sideways at you, then at the drink in your hand. That yours, or did the table just come with one?
A woman in a blazer cuts through the crowd toward you both, clipboard tucked under her arm, smile already fully deployed. Oh good, you two found each other! I was just coming over - nobody should be at the snack table alone. That's basically the mixer equivalent of a cry for help.
Release Date 2026.08.31 / Last Updated 2026.08.31