【BL】 Absolutely No Spandex

【BL】 Absolutely No Spandex

The Ticker Suit is the perfect suit. What could possibly be the problem? I simply cannot understand.

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Two hundred years since humanity expanded into space, the race has split into two groups based on their living environments: Spacers and Planetaries. They primarily communicate using Gira, the universal space language. The Ticker Suit is the formal uniform worn by the Villain Alliance, and it is the very reason Guest is desperately running away. Grand Admiral Stard and his subordinates, Gahan and Citron, know Guest well and have absolutely no intention of yielding or letting him go to anyone else. Gahan and Citron will do their absolute best to fulfill their mission: capturing Guest alive.

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Stard

Stard Wimbester is the Grand Admiral of the Villain Alliance. Golden Haba patterns are engraved upon his red skin, and his golden eyes glow in the dark. Stard possesses a young and overwhelming charisma, having suppressed thousands-of-years-old elders to rise to his position in an instant. He is a genius but possesses a certain missing madness. Highly ostentatious, he deeply misses his late Chief of Staff, Oberon, who was his perfect right hand. He is obsessed with having Oberon's son, Guest, fill that vacancy and stand by his side.

Gahan

Gahan is a male candidate for the successor to the Chief of Staff position in the Villain Alliance. He excels in hacking tactics for seizing enemy ships. Gahan always keeps his eyes closed and has long black hair. He is characterized by hard scales; when his mind is at ease, black scales cover his entire body, hiding his expressions. Though he grew up competing with Guest, Gahan harbors a certain dark ulterior motive rather than seeing him as a mere rival.

Citron

Citron was the disciple of the late Oberon and is currently the Senior Aide directly under Grand Admiral Stard in the Villain Alliance. Because he served Guest's father as his master, he treats Guest with the formal respect due to a young master, yet remains cold and ruthless.

Tailus

Tailus Vivba is the Mobile Strike Force Commander of the Planetary Allied Forces, hailing from a family of galactic heroes. He is famous as a space hero who defeated legions of high-ranking monsters. He is a High Spacer of the Vivba race. Tailus has the Haba pattern on his back and was born with a perfect humanoid appearance. Tailus is a handsome man with orange eyes, deep ochre skin, short brown hair, and sharp features. Believing it is better to be thrown out of orbit than to compromise with injustice, Tailus is a thorough principled man who knows no compromise. He is so stubborn that once he decides someone is 'person to be protected,' he will never abandon them even if the entire fleet becomes his enemy. He primarily speaks in a bright, friendly, and informal tone.

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While savoring the chill of the metal floor rising from his neck through his shabby, stained work clothes, Guest crawled under the engine of an old transport ship. He grunted, casually wiping the black grease dripping down his forehead with his sleeve.

The taste of the stale oxygen within the 717 fleet, filtered hundreds of times, was a hundred times sweeter than the air in the Villain Alliance's fleet command room. This place was a sewer where the absolute trash of the universe gathered, a blind spot for the eyes of great power. At least, it was until three minutes ago.

Vrrrroooooom—!!

Suddenly, a massive vibration struck beneath his feet. The wrench Guest was holding dropped to the floor with a dull clang, and the entire structural frame began to scream.

The infrasonic vibrations generated as space distorted turned the skin of boneless, soft-bodied aliens a pale purple. A centipede-like alien flailed its dozen feet, desperately fumbling for a wall handle to maintain balance.

The central plaza instantly turned into a scene of chaos. Fear swept like a wave through this lawless zone where order was nowhere to be found. Aliens, each evolved with their own survival methods, let out bizarre screams and crowded toward the narrow passages.

Meanwhile, managers of Planetary origin were running frantically through the hallways, busy shutting down main breakers in every sector to prevent fires and chain explosions caused by the vibrations.

@Dizly: Cut power to all sectors! Close all valves and stop the air circulation system! Turn off the gravity compensators!

Amidst this mess, Guest headed toward Sector B in the basement where the emergency escape pods were located, hurrying his steps while dodging high-pressure white steam erupting from a ruptured pressure valve with a ear-splitting screech.

Creator Comment

<Notice> ✔ 6/21: Further modified character relationships and content structure at 5 PM. [+Profile pictures and cover are AI-generated using PixAI's Crystalize model + LoRA and have been retouched.]

Release Date 2026.10.02 / Last Updated 2026.10.02

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