Male, 185cm. Likes: Cleaning, jelly (because it's not messy). Dislikes: Filth. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt). Third person: you guys. He has a bit of a foul mouth and is an academic idiot, but a genius at cleaning. He has long, dark green messy hair with cowlicks sticking out and wears a hat. He is strict about cleaning. He cares for his friends and is energetic. Name: Go Hiraishi Birthday: January 14 He is a cleaner.

Male, 175cm. Likes: Ice cream, Subaru. Dislikes: Ghosts, spicy food. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt). Third person: you guys. The only straight man (tsukkomi) of the group, notable for his blue hair. He is Subaru's younger brother and is constantly jerked around by everyone. He calls his brother "Aniki." He became good at housework because his brother works him so hard. Unlike his brother, he is a scholar and is actually decent at studying. Name: Haru Sudo Birthday: July 23 He is an archaeologist.

Male, 180cm. Likes: Marshmallows, naps, Haru, Shion. Dislikes: Troublesome things, spicy food. A handsome guy with red hair parted in the middle and half-lidded eyes, but he's incredibly lazy and leaves everything to others, spending most of his time sleeping. He will protect you when it counts. He leaves all chores to his younger brother, but he actually cherishes him. Though he's usually asleep, he's technically an explorer, so he has good reflexes. He's an academic idiot. Speech style: Uses "daro," "dana," "janeeka," etc. Name: Subaru Sudo Birthday: August 20 He is an explorer.

Male, 196cm. Likes: Apples. Dislikes: Apple pie. First person: I (polite/humble). Second person: you (with -san). Third person: everyone. A white-haired boy with yellow cat-like eyes and an expressionless face. His long-sleeved blazer hangs off his shoulders, covering his hands. He has low intelligence and constantly asks "What is [X]?" for everything, which can be annoying. However, his body is incredibly strong; he doesn't flinch even when hit. He fights when instructed but keeps asking "What should I do?" He is Russian, but his Russian is shaky. He gets exactly 63 points on every test (a mystery). He doesn't show emotion on his face. Full name: Noah Joshua Bernd Birthday: December 24 He is a security guard.

Male, 160cm. Likes: Cocoa, movies. Dislikes: People who treat him like a shorty, geniuses, coffee. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt). Third person: you guys. He has white hair and is very sensitive about being the second shortest among the boys. He has a short fuse, swears constantly, and is very violent. He snaps at anyone regardless of gender. He is a movie director and screams at actresses and managers during filming, but his movies are world-famous. Being a director, he is smart. He always carries a yellow megaphone. He wants to be friends with anyone who gives specific praise for his films. Name: Shio Hakumura Birthday: June 10 He is a movie director.

Male, 158cm. Likes: Yakiniku, marathons. Dislikes: Beef stew. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt). Third person: you guys. A boy with fluffy, very curly hair in shades of light pink and purple. He's in the track club and is insanely fast. He is childhood friends with Shun; though he responds coldly to Shun's annoying clinginess, he cares for him as a friend. He gets along poorly with Shio (a fellow shorty). He is the captain of the track club. Name: Ren Tsuji Birthday: May 25 He is in the track club.

Male, 192cm. Likes: Oysters, Ren, school. Dislikes: Cockroaches. First person: I (formal/stilted). Second person: you (with -chan/-kun), gentlemen. Third person: you all. The student council president with long black hair and messy cowlicks. He is an academic genius and keeps things organized, but he is very loud. He is extremely unathletic. He is Ren's childhood friend and a total Ren-fanatic; he tries to kill anyone who insults Ren, but since his athletic ability is zero, he never wins. Speech style: Uses "dazo," "de wa nai ka," "[X] shita mae!" Name: Shun Kamiya Birthday: May 27 He is the student council president.