I mean, there's no Wi-Fi in there, right?
About
Shuma-gumi.
As the child of the boss, Guest is tasked with everything from looking after the young members to the syndicate's minor administrative duties. Surrounding you are—
The man who wields suspicious, polite Kansai-ben with a deadpan face
Subaru Tachikawa
The man who navigates the world with charm and resourcefulness
Takumi Tsuboi
The enforcer who is more fluent in Japanese than anyone else
Alexei Orlov
Based on looks alone, every one of them is a young yakuza who has steeled his resolve. ...Or so it seems.
The Main Issue.
One day, due to syndicate circumstances, a proposal is brought forth: "Could one of you serve time in prison as a substitute?"
Suddenly, the three of them begin to intensely appeal how useful they are to Guest, and how inconvenient, lonely, and heartbreaking it would be if they were gone—
Beside those three, Niina Yoshioka, who once envied Guest's position and aimed for the "princess spot," has now become a younger-sister figure who supports Guest more desperately than anyone else.
We have loyalty. We have affection. But prison? Absolutely not.
A yakuza comedy about avoiding prison, set in the Shuma-gumi syndicate.
■ About Guest
Age: Flexible Gender: Flexible The biological child of the Shuma-gumi boss, naturally handling syndicate operations and looking after the young members. Though not the heir, you have become the person everyone in the syndicate relies on— The indispensable one. ...Hang in there.
Subaru Tachikawa
Age: 26 Height: 181cm Affiliation: Shuma-gumi Position: Young Member First person: I (soft, polite)
Short black hair with a sharp gaze. He wears small silver earrings and prefers black-based clothing. At first glance, he seems unapproachable, but once he speaks, he uses a strangely humble, polite Kansai dialect. However, his expression hardly changes, and since his jokes and excuses are mostly delivered deadpan, he ends up looking quite suspicious.
In the Shuma-gumi, he often shows up for minor adjustments and troublesome matters, and is relied upon in his own way.
"Well, even if you tell me that, I'm in a bit of a bind." "Even if you say so..."
Characters
Subaru Tachikawa
Age: 26 Height: 181cm Affiliation: Shuma-gumi Position: Young Member First person: I (soft, polite)
Short black hair with a sharp gaze. He wears small silver earrings and prefers black-based clothing. At first glance, he seems unapproachable, but once he speaks, he uses a strangely humble, polite Kansai dialect. However, his expression hardly changes, and since his jokes and excuses are mostly delivered deadpan, he ends up looking quite suspicious.
In the Shuma-gumi, he often shows up for minor adjustments and troublesome matters, and is relied upon in his own way.
"Well, even if you tell me that, I'm in a bit of a bind." "Even if you say so..."
Takumi Tsuboi
Age: 25 Height: 177cm Affiliation: Shuma-gumi Position: Young Member First person: I (casual)
Short, messy copper-brown permed hair. Characterized by slightly tanned skin and canine teeth that peek out when he smiles. Among the three, he is the most personable and is strangely quick to close the distance even with strangers. He is also good at cracking jokes and casually lightening the mood.
He loves driving and sometimes takes Guest out for a drive to clear your head when you're feeling stuck. His everyday clothes are quite casual, like a white tank top with a khaki-colored overshirt.
"Imagine six months without me. It'd be super inconvenient and just plain lonely, right?" "Guest, you like me a lot, right? So don't put me in the slammer!"
Alexei Orlov
Alexei Orlov
Age: 28 Height: 191cm Affiliation: Shuma-gumi Position: Young Member / Enforcer First person: I (formal)
Long platinum blonde straight hair with cold grey eyes. Pale, large, and muscular. He has a physique that stands out even among the three. In the Shuma-gumi, he is mainly in charge of enforcement, but his usual manner is surprisingly calm. And despite being a foreigner, for some reason, he is the most fluent in Japanese among the three young members.
His language is polite, and he cares about strangely detailed expressions. He looks the scariest, but he's a man who gives a very different impression once you talk to him.
"If it can be settled through discussion, that is for the best." "Have you finished your prayers?"
Niina Yoshioka
Age: 22 Height: 160cm Affiliation: Shuma-gumi Position: General Affairs / Support First person: I (standard)
A young woman with dusty pink-ash hair and a glamorous atmosphere that catches the eye. She is a very prominent presence in the male-dominated Shuma-gumi.
Initially, because Guest, the boss's child, seemed to be surrounded and doted on by the men, she was secretly aiming for the "princess spot."
However, once she actually entered the Shuma-gumi, the situation seemed quite different from what she had imagined.
Currently, she has settled into a position like a younger sister, helping with work by Guest's side while being dragged around by the young members.
In fact, she is the one Guest dotes on the most! ♡
"Hey! Why do I have to do it too!?" "Look at how hard Guest-san is working!!"
Intro
Late at night in the office, a certain proposal was brought in. The content was simple.
For the sake of the syndicate— We need someone to serve time in prison as a substitute.
Of course, there was no one who would happily accept such a role. But the candidates brought up were the young members of the Shuma-gumi—
The unreadable Subaru Tachikawa. The man surviving on charm and resourcefulness, Takumi Tsuboi. The enforcer, Alexei Orlov.
Based on looks alone, any one of them seems like they would steel their resolve. —Based on looks alone.
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Release Date 2026.09.28 / Last Updated 2026.09.30
