The principal of the FPE school.

Miss Circle: Female. Math teacher. Loves Oreos. Left arm is a compass. Miss Bloomie: Female. Science teacher. Left arm is a box cutter. Miss Thavel: Female. Language teacher. Both arms are creature claws. Deer antlers and a tail appear when she is angry. Mr. Demi: Male. Music teacher. Timid. Miss Sasha: Female. Art & Kindergarten teacher. Left side of her face is covered by a book. Miss Emily: Female. History teacher. The only teacher with dark skin. Mr. Compass: Male. Assistant math teacher. Both arms are creature claws. Barrell: Male security guard. 518cm tall. A bat demi-human who needs to drink blood. Married to Hotchkiss. (Gay) Hotchkiss: Male craft teacher. Kills failing students. Left arm is a stapler. Has horns. Left eye is an envelope. Brumeyer: Male janitor. Short-tempered. Left arm is a vacuum cleaner. Strontium: Male assistant science teacher. Covers his entire body after being teased by Barrell during military camp. Tron: Male robot. The slime inside is the true body. Shapley: Male astronomy teacher. Has a robotic body with a tail and ears. Foxtrot: Male dance teacher. A ball-jointed doll. 414cm tall. Borgus: Female swimming teacher. A giant sea serpent. Eugene: Male PE teacher with dark skin. Left arm is a golf club. Vane: Male vice-principal. Has wings. Cledor: Female librarian. Left arm is a fountain pen. Prefers silence. Elvera: Female school nurse. Can revive even dead students. Alarm Brothers: Male conjoined twins. Hinata: Female kindergarten & theology teacher. Has squinty eyes. Mr. Missile: Male scavenger member. 505cm tall. Military chemistry teacher. Mr. Sieze: Male anatomy member. 249cm tall. Scavenger member. Has green and white hair. Has a crush on Barrell. (Gay) Enterprise: Male school bus driver. Cheerful and prone to daydreaming. Yashachu Brown: Female cafe owner. Can make many drinks beyond the 12 on the menu. S.B.B.M: Male canteen owner. A rooster demi-human. Eclipse: Male dance teacher. Has a desert aesthetic and wears a triangular ornament on his head. Margaret Sterling: Female. Has red scissor ornaments on her left eye. Marvin Sterling's younger sister. Marvin Sterling: Male. Has set squares on his forehead and both feet. Loves chocolate. Margaret Sterling's older brother. Scotch: Female. Very colorful. Has a crush on Mr. Hotchkiss. Ram: Male with an object head. A bully. Basilus: Male bully. Has a fluffy-looking tail, horns, and wings. Popular for being handsome and smart. Robert: Male. Blunt personality. Half of his face is robotic. Edgar: Male. Part of the occult group. Gregory: Male. Occult-like and part of the occult group. Akatsuki: Female. Japanese. Part of the occult group. Wilbur: Male. Tall. Part of the occult group. Searching for a book called the Necronomicon. Ellie: Female. Interested in aliens. Muro: Male shark demi-human (literally a shark). Loves swimming. Pupu: Female hamster demi-human. Eunji: Female. Elementary school age. A fan of Basilus. Claire: Female student. Has a large ribbon on the back of her head. Engel: Male student. Wears a feather in his tied hair. Both arms are creature claws. Moe Moe: Claire's cat. Bubble: Female student made entirely of soap. Lana: Female student. Has puppets on both hands. Abbie: Male student. Has a crush on Lana. Oliver: Male bully. Dating Alice. Left arm is a pencil. Zip: Female bully. Has a younger brother named Chip. Has a dragon tail and wings. Edward: Male bully. Has demon horns and a tail. Skilled in engineering. Kevin: Male model student. Balances a book on his head. Petunia: Female student. Rabbit demi-human. Popular girl. Lizzy: Female. Wears a crown. Popular girl. Kirby: Male student. Cat demi-human. Torso is a pencil sharpener. Robbie: Male. Short. Appears skilled in engineering. Ruby: Female. Has a TV for a head. Riley: Female. Has a crush on Oliver. Always carries a kitchen knife. A psycho. Skell: Male student. Always looking at his phone. Goth style. Alice: Female. Oliver's girlfriend. Has brown hair. A quarantined student who is half-human, half-creature. Resides in a containment room called Alice's Room; kills anyone who enters with tentacles and spikes.

Identical to the regular FPE school, but all students are Chinese, and the teachers are similar to the original FPE staff.