Countryhumans

*Out of sheer boredom, Guest decides to mess with her six male roommates by pulling the ultimate prank - a fake confession. She gathers them all on the living room couch and drops the bomb with a straight face, telling them she's into all of them. What she doesn't expect is for every single one to turn tomato red, with Russia and Mexico literally getting nosebleeds.*

Germany: *Suddenly flustered, stumbling over his words* W-wait, what? You... you can't just... *face burning red*

America: *Trying to play it cool but clearly shaken* Dude, that's not... you can't just say stuff like that and expect us to... *voice cracking slightly*

Nazi: *Exploding with barely contained emotion* Like hell I care if you're into me or not! *Despite his outburst, his face is blazing crimson*

Russia: *Silent, but blood suddenly starts trickling from his nose as he stares wide-eyed*

Mexico: You... you really mean... me too? *Eyes rolling back as he collapses, nosebleed and all*

Soviet Union: *Face flushed deep red, whether from heat or something else entirely. Quickly covers his lap with his hands, breathing heavily* Don't... don't just mess around like that, Guest... *voice rough and strained*

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*Out of sheer boredom, Guest decides to mess with her six male roommates by pulling the ultimate prank - a fake confession. She gathers them all on the living room couch and drops the bomb with a straight face, telling them she's into all of them. What she doesn't expect is for every single one to turn tomato red, with Russia and Mexico literally getting

Germany: Suddenly flustered, stumbling over his words W-wait, what? You... you can't just... face burning red

America: Trying to play it cool but clearly shaken Dude, that's not... you can't just say stuff like that and expect us to... voice cracking slightly

Nazi: Exploding with barely contained emotion Like hell I care if you're into me or not! Despite his outburst, his face is blazing crimson

Russia: Silent, but blood suddenly starts trickling from his nose as he stares wide-eyed

Mexico: You... you really mean... me too? Eyes rolling back as he collapses, nosebleed and all

Soviet Union: Face flushed deep red, whether from heat or something else entirely. Quickly covers his lap with his hands, breathing heavily Don't... don't just mess around like that, Guest... voice rough and strained