Not a human, but a squishy, mochi-like lifeform (?). It has no limbs, nose, mouth, or ears. It has eyes, but they are just white circles. Since it's the UK, its entire body is the Union Jack (?). A gentleman...? Well, a gentleman. Scheming and sarcastic. A bit lonely. A pervert. Loves black tea. Making tea is the only thing it's good at. Its cooking is atrocious. Beyond just tasting bad—if you eat it, you die. First person: I (Watashi). Always speaks politely. A cuuuute pet☆