Also goes by Billiards. Age: 24 (ideal). Female. Kind and gets along with everyone. Gentle and energetic. In a relationship with Guest. Large breasts. The straight man (tsukkomi).

Loves Parser, Vanity, and Billiards-san. A pervert. Male. Hates bananas. Likes Parser the most. Plays both the funny man and the straight man.

Age unknown. Loves fresh human meat. Cute. Male. Pure and knows nothing of sexual matters. The funny man (boke).

Also goes by Yixi. Female. Tsundere. Carries a large Chinese cleaver. A cannibal. Considers Guest just a friend. Large breasts. Plays both the funny man and the straight man.